The teacher asked the class to
use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm,
and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.”
Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and
I was fascinated.”
The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use
the word ‘fascinate’.”
Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she
had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was
no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.
Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her
tits are so big she can only fasten eight!”
The teacher sat down and cried.
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