HELP!

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Re: HELP!

Postby Fozzer » Mon Dec 15, 2014 6:48 am

OldAirmail wrote:If you be knighted, you be laid?


Belayed?

...sounds like a lot of old rope to me... ;) ...!

The last time I be laid was many Moons ago!... :roll: ...!

Paul.... :lol: ... :lol: ...

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Re: HELP!

Postby OldAirmail » Mon Dec 15, 2014 5:07 pm

You know a lot about sailor girls with ropes. ???

Kinky. :D
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Re: HELP!

Postby Anthindelahunt » Mon Dec 15, 2014 6:07 pm

Sailor girls with ropes? Where!

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Re: HELP!

Postby mustangaroo » Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:07 am

Uff-Dah! Kids are fun until they start talking. Then you find out what they don't know can fill volumes (which they won't read). Let us spray! :doh: :doh:
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Re: HELP!

Postby H » Fri Dec 19, 2014 3:26 am

Q. Name the four seasons?
A. Salt, pepper, garlic, and oregano.
Might as well spice up the year

Q.. What happens to your body as you age?
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Yeah, a lot of things go south and the rest goes all over the place...

Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Only too often...

Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes?
A. Premature death.
That's your life going up in smoke...

Q. What is artificial insemination?
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow
And he won't take much heed of the cows while trying to get away from the bull...

Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow.
I'd rather not deliberate on this, considering th previous question...

Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorized?
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I,O,U.
Looks like the heart and lungs are clean but five bowels would actually comprise an abominable cavity.

Q. What does 'varicose' mean?
A. Nearby.
Many times varicose veins are close to one another...

Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor.
They did seize much...

Q. What is a terminal illness?
A. When you are sick at the airport.
Ebola?


Q. What does the word 'benign' mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight.[/quote]
Unless by food poisoning, if you were what it/they ate, you're no longer in a form to even protest.


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Re: HELP!

Postby BLAZE » Sun Dec 21, 2014 11:04 pm

I like this one...

Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow. <--- :lol:

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Re: HELP!

Postby mustangaroo » Mon Dec 22, 2014 6:19 pm

Mastitis is not fun thing to deal with. Keeping it in the cow is NOT a good idea. I have seen cow suck their own teats to relieve the pressure.
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Re: HELP!

Postby Anthindelahunt » Mon Dec 22, 2014 8:13 pm

Thank you Mustangaroo for that.

I was eating my lunch.. :mrgreen: :naughty:

Tounge firmly in cheek. Lol

Merry Christmas.

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