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Postby ozzy72 » Tue Dec 02, 2014 5:11 am

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Re: Share this with ladies

Postby Fozzer » Tue Dec 02, 2014 6:49 am

That springs to my mind every time I see one of those adverts .....>>>

..."Buy this, and save loads of money!"

An Oxymoron, if ever there was one!.... :o ...!

Especially aimed at Oxy-Morons!

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Re: Share this with ladies

Postby Hawkeye07 » Tue Dec 02, 2014 4:48 pm

My wife thought it was funny, but then again she seriously hates Christmas. :evil:

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Re: Share this with ladies

Postby Fozzer » Tue Dec 02, 2014 6:31 pm

Hawkeye07 wrote:My wife thought it was funny, but then again she seriously hates Christmas. :evil:

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Excellent, Hawk....A very sensible Lady!

Your wife is ensuring that you, (like me), save loads of money... :dance: ...!

Paul....Xmas is just another day of the year for me... :mrgreen: ...!
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Re: Share this with ladies

Postby Steve M » Tue Dec 02, 2014 8:03 pm

Things work out better when 80% of her clothing is off. :whistle:



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Re: Share this with ladies

Postby Hawkeye07 » Tue Dec 02, 2014 9:47 pm

Fozzer wrote:
Hawkeye07 wrote:My wife thought it was funny, but then again she seriously hates Christmas. :evil:

Hawkeye :lol:


Excellent, Hawk....A very sensible Lady!

Your wife is ensuring that you, (like me), save loads of money... :dance: ...!

Paul....Xmas is just another day of the year for me... :mrgreen: ...!


When I say she hates Christmas (technically the Christmas & New Years Eve holidays) I mean she thinks the Grinch was a whiny, sniveling, spineless wimp. :twisted:

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Re: Share this with ladies

Postby Cherokee Flyer » Wed Dec 03, 2014 2:19 am

That reminds me,I need to change the oil in the snow blower before the next storm hits,Thanks :roll:
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Re: Share this with ladies

Postby H » Fri Dec 05, 2014 12:21 am

Fozzer wrote:That springs to my mind every time I see one of those adverts .....>>>

..."Buy this, and save loads of money!"

An Oxymoron, if ever there was one!.... :o ...!

Especially aimed at Oxy-Morons!

Paul....As tight as a Ducks rear-end.... :lol: ... :lol: ...!
I'm sometimes upset with that, too -- especially this time of year (it was 16 degrees F when I headed out tonight). Clothes, coats and boots at 50% off -- like I really want to go out into the ice and snow with half a shirt, half a coat and one boot!
Really!
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