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Deep thinkers that we men are....

Postby Sprocket » Thu Aug 14, 2014 7:18 am

What deep thinkers men are...



I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.



The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.



My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said 'nothing'.



The reason I said 'nothing' instead of saying 'just thinking' is because

she then would have asked 'about what?'.



At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers

about various topics, which would lead to other questions.



Finally I pondered an age old question:

Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?



Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than

a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they "know"?



Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking,

I have come up with an answer to that question.



Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though

I obviously couldn't really "know", here is the reason for my conclusion.



A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say,

"It might be nice to have another child."


On the other hand, you never hear a guy say,

"You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case.

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Re: Deep thinkers that we men are....

Postby Bass » Thu Aug 14, 2014 8:12 am

Oh man :lol: :lol:
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Re: Deep thinkers that we men are....

Postby Romulus111VADT » Thu Aug 14, 2014 9:43 am

Hmm, there might be a slight flaw in your reasoning. :think:

I've known men that have been married anywhere from 3-6 times or more. :shock:

Apparently they like getting kicked in the nuts occasionally. Either that or they lean a bit towards sadomasochist side of the lack of intelligence. ;)

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Re: Deep thinkers that we men are....

Postby Bass » Thu Aug 14, 2014 10:04 am

Romulus111VADT wrote:Hmm, there might be a slight flaw in your reasoning. :think:

I've known men that have been married anywhere from 3-6 times or more. :shock:

Apparently they like getting kicked in the nuts occasionally. Either that or they lean a bit towards sadomasochist side of the lack of intelligence. ;)

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Are you referring to someone especially!!?

My nuts were kicked out as two fried eeg, in a man fight a long time ago in Belgium :roll:
I wont tell how the opponant looked like, but i hellped carry him in the ambulance :whistle:

Do i need to tell the pain then,....... and afterwards :think: :think:
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Re: Deep thinkers that we men are....

Postby Fozzer » Thu Aug 14, 2014 10:40 am

So much logical, deep-thinking, is to be welcomed...

....even without a Lawn Mower, and an ice-cool Beer...

Paul....too much thinking makes my head ache... :think: ...!

.... :lol: ... :lol: ...!
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Re: Deep thinkers that we men are....

Postby Romulus111VADT » Thu Aug 14, 2014 11:32 am

Bass wrote:
Romulus111VADT wrote:Hmm, there might be a slight flaw in your reasoning. :think:

I've known men that have been married anywhere from 3-6 times or more. :shock:

Apparently they like getting kicked in the nuts occasionally. Either that or they lean a bit towards sadomasochist side of the lack of intelligence. ;)

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Are you referring to someone especially!!?

My nuts were kicked out as two fried eeg, in a man fight a long time ago in Belgium :roll:
I wont tell how the opponant looked like, but i hellped carry him in the ambulance :whistle:

Do i need to tell the pain then,....... and afterwards :think: :think:


Yes I am actually; a very close friend that has just married for the 6th time. :doh:

I have another friend I seriously think this song was written about-
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Re: Deep thinkers that we men are....

Postby Bass » Thu Aug 14, 2014 11:39 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Thank you Rom :clap:
I love that one, and between you and me, i did understand :whistle:
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Re: Deep thinkers that we men are....

Postby Sprocket » Thu Aug 14, 2014 11:54 am

Romulus111VADT wrote:
Bass wrote:
Romulus111VADT wrote:


I have another friend I seriously think this song was written about-


HA HA HA !
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