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Postby Sprocket » Tue Aug 12, 2014 2:47 am

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Re: Mixed emotions ?

Postby Fozzer » Tue Aug 12, 2014 3:12 am

.... :lol: .... :lol: ...!

The old .."Good News"......v....."Bad News", trick..... ;) ....!

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Re: Mixed emotions ?

Postby pete » Tue Aug 12, 2014 3:45 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Mixed emotions ?

Postby Bass » Tue Aug 12, 2014 6:04 am

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Mixed emotions ?

Postby logjam » Tue Aug 12, 2014 4:09 pm

Who needs friends with a wife like that? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Mixed emotions ?

Postby OldAirmail » Tue Aug 12, 2014 4:34 pm

logjam wrote:Who needs friends with a wife like that? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Heck. She was the one telling him that he needed to got out of the house more often and make new friends! :lol:
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Re: Mixed emotions ?

Postby Hawkeye07 » Tue Aug 12, 2014 4:51 pm

OldAirmail wrote: Heck. She was the one telling him that he needed to got out of the house more often and make new friends! :lol:


OAM I think you just topped the original joke. Excellent!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Mixed emotions ?

Postby OldAirmail » Tue Aug 12, 2014 5:02 pm

Sorry. Don't have much time. Gata go make friends with the poor guy.

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Re: Mixed emotions ?

Postby Hawkeye07 » Tue Aug 12, 2014 5:10 pm

OldAirmail wrote:Sorry. Don't have much time. Gata go make friends with the poor guy.

Bye!


See if she has a friend OK?
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Re: Mixed emotions ?

Postby OldAirmail » Tue Aug 12, 2014 9:25 pm

I could introduce you to ETs' sister - EZ.
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Re: Mixed emotions ?

Postby Jetranger » Tue Aug 12, 2014 11:11 pm

:D :D :D :D :D :D I don't get it !!! :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: Mixed emotions ?

Postby OldAirmail » Wed Aug 13, 2014 5:30 pm

I never thought that you were a lacking in mental ability.

EZ should be easy to understand. It's what the girls in your pictures call you. :lol:




(I'm getting confused. How many entendres' am I up to now?

I know that I'm WAY past double entendres'.)
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Re: Mixed emotions ?

Postby Hawkeye07 » Thu Aug 14, 2014 11:13 am

[quote="OldAirmail"]I never thought that you were a lacking in mental ability.

EZ should be easy to understand. It's what the girls in your pictures call you. :lol:quote]

OUCH!!! That and "Sugar Daddy with the deep pockets" :lol:


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Re: Mixed emotions ?

Postby OldAirmail » Thu Aug 14, 2014 4:11 pm

A man with so many aircraft and women would need VEREY deep pockets.



At least for the aircraft.

As for the women, like me he may have an exceptional reputation. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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