The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

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The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

Postby Sprocket » Wed Aug 06, 2014 5:08 am

THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY

Good : Your wife is pregnant.

Bad : It’s triplets.

Ugly : You had a vasectomy five years ago.



Good : Your wife’s not talking to you.

Bad : She wants a divorce.

Ugly : She’s a lawyer.



Good : Your son is finally maturing.

Bad : He’s involved with the woman next door.

Ugly : So are you.



Good : Your son studies a lot in his room.

Bad : You find several porn movies hidden there.

Ugly : You’re in them.



Good : Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.

Bad : You can’t find your birth control pills.

Ugly : Your daughter borrowed them.



Good : Your husband understands fashion.

Bad : He’s a cross-dresser.

Ugly : He looks better than you.



Good : You give the “birds and bees” talk to your daughter.

Bad : She keeps interrupting.

Ugly : With corrections.



Good : Your son is dating someone new.

Bad : It’s another man.

Ugly : He’s your best friend.



Good : Your daughter got a new job.

Bad : As a hooker.

Ugly : Your co-workers are her best clients.

Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do.
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Re: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

Postby Fozzer » Wed Aug 06, 2014 5:24 am

Wonderful!..... :lol: ... :lol: ....!

Every one a Gem!

Paul.... :lol: ... :lol: .. :lol: ...!
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Re: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

Postby mrplanecrazzy » Wed Aug 06, 2014 6:43 am

Too Funny :clap:
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Re: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

Postby Bass » Wed Aug 06, 2014 6:49 am

I enjoyed that one, thanks :clap:
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Re: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

Postby Tug002 » Wed Aug 06, 2014 8:55 am

:D :D :D That was great Sprocket :D :D :D

Keep smiling
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