...!I can!....
...!Here's how it goes...
One large white onion, topped and tailed, outer skin removed...
..then sliced very thinly, almost translucent, with a very sharp knife,
Tasty Cheddar Cheese sliced very thinly...
Place on a baking tray in alternate layers, forming a heap.
Pre-heat the oven to gas mark 5.
Place the tray on the middle shelf in the oven, reduce the heat to gas mark 4, and set the clock to 30 minutes.
Switch on the 'Tele.
Warm a small plate.
Prepare some fresh, crusty bread and butter.
Extract a can of ice cold Beer or Lager from the fridge and empty into a glass, (its rude to drink Beer of Lager from a can).
After 30 minutes, when the cheese and onion have completely amalgamated, with some crunchy bits round the edges, place on the heated plate.
Transfer yourself, and the plate of Cheese and Onion, and the fresh bread and butter, and the Ice-cold Beer or Lager, to the cosy armchair in front of the television....
Watch your favourite program whilst enjoying the fantastic meal now sitting in your lap...>>>
The taste and smell will overwhelm you...
...!...sex on a pre-heated plate...
..trust me...
..!Paul....
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