Old Lady Driver

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Old Lady Driver

Postby OldAirmail » Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:44 pm

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH.



He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.

Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies -- two in the front seat and three in the back - all with eyes wide and white as ghosts.



The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"

"Ma'am," the officer replies, "You weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."



"Slower than the speed limit?" she asked. "No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly... Twenty-Two miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly.

The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.



"But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car ok? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time." the officer asks.

"Oh, they'll be alright in a minute officer. We just got off Route 119."
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Re: Old Lady Driver

Postby Tug002 » Tue Jul 29, 2014 4:43 am

:D :D :D Loved that one OldAirmail :D :D :D

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Re: Old Lady Driver

Postby Bass » Tue Jul 29, 2014 6:08 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Old Lady Driver

Postby Fozzer » Tue Jul 29, 2014 10:46 am

Its going to take them a very long time to get from Seattle to San Diego on Route 1... :o ...!

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Re: Old Lady Driver

Postby papituwall » Tue Jul 29, 2014 2:00 pm

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
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Re: Old Lady Driver

Postby PhantomTweak » Wed Jul 30, 2014 12:00 am

Sounds like the LOL that destroyed my last bike and my right arm both! It was a very nice, albeit short filght when I went up and over her car after I T-boned her when she pulled out in front of me! :naughty: :naughty:

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Re: Old Lady Driver

Postby Flying Trucker » Wed Jul 30, 2014 11:07 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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