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Holy S**t, Batman!....

Postby Fozzer » Sun Jul 20, 2014 2:47 am

http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkie ... _for_grabs

Blimey!.....That must have been eye-watering.....even for a Dinosaur!... :o ...!

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Re: Holy S**t, Batman!....

Postby Bass » Sun Jul 20, 2014 5:46 am

:lol: :lol:
Maybe i'll try to put some for sale :whistle: :lol:
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Re: Holy S**t, Batman!....

Postby Romulus111VADT » Sun Jul 20, 2014 10:38 am

I bet that dino felt allot better! Probably let out a hardy, "Phew"!

I wonder if it looked back at it's creation with pride in it's eye thinking, "Wow, now that's gonna be one impressive coprolite in a few million years."

In a few million years they're going to find some fine specimens where our septic tank is buried........ :dance:

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Re: Holy S**t, Batman!....

Postby logjam » Sun Jul 20, 2014 6:53 pm

I always ake 3 Calcium/magnesium before bedtime. Works like a charm. :pray:
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Re: Holy S**t, Batman!....

Postby Hawkeye07 » Sun Jul 20, 2014 10:37 pm

The part that gets me is that the expected bid of £6,000. And where do you display the thing? Something to show your guests at a dinner party perhap? Maybe your date? "Hey sweety let's go back to my place and I'll show you my dino dung. " now there's a offer that's hard to resist. :roll:


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Re: Holy S**t, Batman!....

Postby logjam » Mon Jul 21, 2014 12:57 am

It's a load of crap if you ask me.
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Re: Holy S**t, Batman!....

Postby Romulus111VADT » Mon Jul 21, 2014 9:54 am

I've always gotten a kick out of the PC way they discuss this matter. I mean it a fossilized turd. I imagine they don't say it like that in an attempt not to laugh.

I'm waiting for a truly astounding fossil find; a Neanderthal fossilized under a fossilized dino turd. I can just see the news flash, "Fred Flintstone found $hit to death; one of the hazards of working on a brontosaurus excavator!"

Yes, I know that Neanderthal and human kind came after the dinos....... I'm just joking...... :doh:

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Re: Holy S**t, Batman!....

Postby Bass » Mon Jul 21, 2014 10:34 am

Romulus111VADT wrote:I've always gotten a kick out of the PC way they discuss this matter. I mean it a fossilized turd. I imagine they don't say it like that in an attempt not to laugh.

I'm waiting for a truly astounding fossil find; a Neanderthal fossilized under a fossilized dino turd. I can just see the news flash, "Fred Flintstone found $hit to death; one of the hazards of working on a brontosaurus excavator!"

Yes, I know that Neanderthal and human kind came after the dinos....... I'm just joking...... :doh:

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Re: Holy S**t, Batman!....

Postby Fozzer » Mon Jul 21, 2014 12:29 pm

Bass wrote:
Romulus111VADT wrote:
Yes, I know that Neanderthal and human kind came after the dinos....... I'm just joking...... :doh:

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:lol: :lol: I love that one......and are you sure :think:


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Re: Holy S**t, Batman!....

Postby Hawkeye07 » Mon Jul 21, 2014 12:32 pm

Long time friend and an eye witness to the accident, Mr. Barney Rubble, stated "Fred had been having problems with that bronto all morning. It wasn't his usual excavator as that one was in the barn getting new control vines. This one was an older model which lacked some of the DNA updates the newer ones have. Very tricky to work with but Fred knew that so I don't know what went wrong." Lead brontosaurus inspector Rudy Quartz added "The pre-op and walk around inspections had been signed off with no discrepancies noted. The last physical exam went well with only slight digestive track problems which are very common in these older models. I don't believe that was a contributing factor to this accident but a full investigation will be initiated just as soon as the NDSB (National Dinosaur Safety Board) arrives on the scene. I understand their Pterodactylus is in the air as we speak bringing the investigation team here"
Another source who asked not to be identified for fear of company retribution told this reporter that there are rumors that the company had recently changed the brontosaurus feed to a cheaper type as a cost cutting measure which is in direct violation of the union contract which states that operators are to be notified of any feed changes or unusual shifts in eating habits prior to signing out or operating any heavy dinos. This could have serious implications if found to be true. An older type Bronto lacking the latest DNA updates in addition to its documented digestive track discrepancies being switched to a lower quality diet. This has all the hallmarks of an accident just waiting to happen. Hopefully the NDSB investigation will uncover the exact details of this tragic accident.

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Re: Holy S**t, Batman!....

Postby Romulus111VADT » Mon Jul 21, 2014 3:05 pm

Hawkeye07 wrote:Long time friend and an eye witness to the accident, Mr. Barney Rubble, stated "Fred had been having problems with that bronto all morning. It wasn't his usual excavator as that one was in the barn getting new control vines. This one was an older model which lacked some of the DNA updates the newer ones have. Very tricky to work with but Fred knew that so I don't know what went wrong." Lead brontosaurus inspector Rudy Quartz added "The pre-op and walk around inspections had been signed off with no discrepancies noted. The last physical exam went well with only slight digestive track problems which are very common in these older models. I don't believe that was a contributing factor to this accident but a full investigation will be initiated just as soon as the NDSB (National Dinosaur Safety Board) arrives on the scene. I understand their Pterodactylus is in the air as we speak bringing the investigation team here"
Another source who asked not to be identified for fear of company retribution told this reporter that there are rumors that the company had recently changed the brontosaurus feed to a cheaper type as a cost cutting measure which is in direct violation of the union contract which states that operators are to be notified of any feed changes or unusual shifts in eating habits prior to signing out or operating any heavy dinos. This could have serious implications if found to be true. An older type Bronto lacking the latest DNA updates in addition to its documented digestive track discrepancies being switched to a lower quality diet. This has all the hallmarks of an accident just waiting to happen. Hopefully the NDSB investigation will uncover the exact details of this tragic accident.

Stay turned for further details as they become available.


LMAO; wow that was a serious accident...... :shock:

I imagine turd tonnage would have to be a factor. They'd probably need a frontend loader for a pooper scooper...... :D
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Re: Holy S**t, Batman!....

Postby logjam » Mon Jul 21, 2014 3:32 pm

Too much pumice in the diet I think.
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