by Hawkeye07 » Thu Jul 10, 2014 12:07 am
Once upon a time in New York City's Central Park there resided two statues, one of a man and the other of a woman, both adorned with the usual attire for statues...nothing. One day God came down and appeared before the two statues. He said " You have given shade and comfort to so many people for so long that I think you deserve a reward. I am going to grant you each life for one hour." With that a brilliant flash of light surrounded the two statues and they came to life. They looked at each other jumped off their pedestals and disappeared into the bushes. Later the woman statue came strolling out of the bushes humming to herself and brushing her hair. Behind her came dragging along the male statue panting, sweating and looking totally exhausted. The woman statue looked at the park clock and turned to her partner with a sheepish grin on her face. "Look" she said, "we have ten minutes left before we turn back into lifeless statues again. Can we please do it one more time? Please?" The man statue looked at her feebly and replied "all right just once more, but this time I'll hold the pigeon and you sh_t on it!"
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