YukYuks

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YukYuks

Postby Steve M » Wed Jul 09, 2014 6:57 pm

A couple from a circus go to an adoption agency, but social workers are doubtful about their accommodation.
So they produce photos of their 50 foot long trailer, the back half of which is a beautifully equipped nursery.
The social workers then are doubtful about the education that would be provided.
"We've employed an Oxford don who'll teach the child all the subjects along with Mandarin and ICT skills".
There are then doubts expressed about the child’s healthy upbringing.
"Our full time nanny is an expert in pediatric welfare and diet", they reply.
So the social workers are finally satisfied, and ask what age of child they were looking for.
"It doesn't really matter", they say, "as long as he fits in the cannon"


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Re: YukYuks

Postby Steve M » Wed Jul 09, 2014 7:01 pm

He was in ecstasy, with a huge smile on his face, as his wife moved forward, then backwards, forward, then backwards again, back and forth, back and forth...in and out...in and out.

It was going on 20 minutes at this point...

Her heart was pounding...her face was flushed...then she moaned, softly at first, then began to groan louder. Finally, totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream and shouted:

"OK, OK! I can't park the damn car! You do it, you smug bastard!"
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Re: YukYuks

Postby Tug002 » Wed Jul 09, 2014 7:28 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: Still have a big smile on my face :lol: :lol: :lol: Thanks for the good laugh.

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Re: YukYuks

Postby CHUCK79 » Wed Jul 09, 2014 7:58 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: ....great stuff O0
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