The golf widow

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The golf widow

Postby Steve M » Mon Jun 30, 2014 4:16 pm

Did you hit him with that golf club?


Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody 5-iron standing over a lifeless man.

The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?"

"Yes" says the woman.

"Did you hit him with that golf club?"

"Yes, yes, I did."

The woman begins to sob, drops the club, and puts her hands on face.

"How many times did you hit him?"

"I don't know, five, six, Maybe seven times . Just put me down for five."
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Re: The golf widow

Postby Webb » Mon Jun 30, 2014 7:56 pm

:lol:
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!" - Sen. John Blutarsky

You know, this used to be a helluva good country. I don't understand what's gone wrong with it. - George Hanson, 1969

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Re: The golf widow

Postby Tug002 » Tue Jul 01, 2014 5:15 am

She must golf too. Just like a true golfer, always trying to reduce the strokes :D

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Re: The golf widow

Postby Bass » Tue Jul 01, 2014 6:48 am

:lol: :lol:
I wont ever let my wife play golf :whistle:
But what about her making dinner :think:
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Re: The golf widow

Postby ozzy72 » Tue Jul 01, 2014 6:54 am

:D :D :D
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