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Postby expat » Fri Jun 13, 2014 8:30 am

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Re: Support the teams

Postby Bass » Fri Jun 13, 2014 9:11 am

I'll go for England........
She knows where she is going :whistle: :lol:
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Re: Support the teams

Postby mustangaroo » Fri Jun 13, 2014 11:07 am

Ewww! No fair setting my eyes up like that. I need to wash my eyes out now. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Support the teams

Postby Fozzer » Fri Jun 13, 2014 11:10 am

Bass wrote:I'll go for England........
She knows where she is going :whistle: :lol:


She's on her way to Sainsbury's cake counter for another tray of Cream Doughnuts.

I spot her there every day.... ;) ...!

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Re: Support the teams

Postby Steve M » Fri Jun 13, 2014 4:45 pm

I'm amorous over Miss Argentina, But miss England? Well, not that there's anything wrong with that, but.. :shifty:
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Re: Support the teams

Postby Fozzer » Fri Jun 13, 2014 5:55 pm

When it comes to Football, Tennis, Cricket, The Olympic Games, etc, I normally take a trip to Alpha Centauri, and return back when its all over.... ;) ...!

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Re: Support the teams

Postby Bass » Sat Jun 14, 2014 6:58 am

Steve M wrote:I'm amorous over Miss Argentina, But miss England? Well, not that there's anything wrong with that, but.. :shifty:


:lol: :lol:
Well, as i see it, miss England is the only one who knows where she is going........home :whistle:
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Re: Support the teams

Postby Steve M » Sat Jun 14, 2014 5:51 pm

Bass wrote:
Steve M wrote:I'm amorous over Miss Argentina, But miss England? Well, not that there's anything wrong with that, but.. :shifty:


:lol: :lol:
Well, as i see it, miss England is the only one who knows where she is going........home :whistle:



:lol: Miss England looks like she's ready to punch someone out, on her way home.. with two soccer balls stuffed in her shirt. :shock:
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