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Re: You know you are getting older....

Postby OldAirmail » Fri May 23, 2014 4:33 pm

Reminder.
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Re: You know you are getting older....

Postby OldAirmail » Fri May 23, 2014 4:34 pm

Reminder.

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Re: You know you are getting older....

Postby Bass » Sat May 24, 2014 7:25 am

I simply cant find those bucks OAM, maybe i mislayed them somewhere! What did i need them for? Cant remember :?
You might have a tiny age problem, welcome in the club................ :lol:
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Re: You know you are getting older....

Postby OldAirmail » Sat May 24, 2014 9:41 am

REMINDER!!!!!

You were going to pay me for taking all of those great pictures that you've posted here on SimV. :D

Remember? I was in the chase plane.

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Please hurry up and pay me. My wife's birthday is coming up and I've spent all my money on scenery! :oops:

You wouldn't want to be responsible for a divorce, would you? :roll:
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Re: You know you are getting older....

Postby Bass » Sun May 25, 2014 6:21 am

OOOHH! I see. My flying i dont forget!
Those pics reminds me of a very dangerous pilot, a nutt flying newbee, flying much too close to me in something noone will call an airplane, no lights, only some very distracting flash from the cockpit :evil:

WAS THAT YOU!!!!! :naughty:

I'm sure you're wife is the better half ;) :lol:
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Re: You know you are getting older....

Postby OldAirmail » Sun May 25, 2014 6:33 am

Of course that was me. :D

I'm the best paparazzi around.

Now give me my money or I'll publish those pictures of you and those three blonds! :evil:

The world will be quite interested in seeing how a man your age can keep the three of them up all night. :o
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Re: You know you are getting older....

Postby Bass » Sun May 25, 2014 7:02 am

MODS, i'm into some blackmailing here :liar: :liar:

Help me :cry:
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Re: You know you are getting older....

Postby OldAirmail » Sun May 25, 2014 7:08 am

OBVIOUSLY, you now remember those three blonds. :lol:
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Re: You know you are getting older....

Postby Bass » Sun May 25, 2014 7:19 am

:angelic-innocent: :character-bart:
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Re: You know you are getting older....

Postby Bass » Tue May 27, 2014 6:45 am

I'm in BIG trouble!! I forgot my wife's birthday Sunday :oops:

Uptil now it costed me heavy attacks from her "haubitser", and a very expensive journey into town! It seems to continue :shock: :shock:

Help me, please! What can i do? :pray:
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Re: You know you are getting older....

Postby Fozzer » Tue May 27, 2014 10:47 am

Bass wrote:I'm in BIG trouble!! I forgot my wife's birthday Sunday :oops:

Up-to now it cost me heavy attacks from her "haubitser", and a very expensive journey into town! It seems to continue :shock: :shock:

Help me, please! What can I do? :pray:


Good Grief.... :shock: ...!

I cant imagine a more dangerous situation to be in!... :o ...!

Your other half will never let you forget your lapse of memory.....trust me...!

You will forever get the sour looks from now on.

Your life is now at an end!

Joining a Monastery is your only other option, to suffer penance, with sack-cloth and ashes..... and self flagellation*

Paul..... :cry: ....!

* You may get to enjoy it!.... :o ..... :lol: ... :lol: ...!
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Re: You know you are getting older....

Postby Steve M » Tue May 27, 2014 3:34 pm

Bass wrote:I'm in BIG trouble!! I forgot my wife's birthday Sunday :oops:

Uptil now it costed me heavy attacks from her "haubitser", and a very expensive journey into town! It seems to continue :shock: :shock:

Help me, please! What can i do? :pray:



:ugeek: Start by hiding all the sharp pointy objects from the kitchen drawers. :lol:
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Re: You know you are getting older....

Postby OldAirmail » Tue May 27, 2014 4:52 pm

I guess I can't let you suffer so terribly.


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Steve, just take that money and buy her a diamond something. Girls get very forgiving when they see diamonds.

Me and the blonds have plenty of pictures of other .....

UMmmm.... Gentlemen. :D

Yeah, gentlemen.


You can pay me back for the pictures by saying that you like mine. Just don't let anyone know that it's a setup, OK?
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Re: You know you are getting older....

Postby Steve M » Tue May 27, 2014 5:59 pm

Diamonds are nice, OAM, but how about a cute little frying pan with Kurts face already imprinted on it. :lol:

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And if all else fails he could just drop to his knees and apologize... :pray:

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Re: You know you are getting older....

Postby OldAirmail » Tue May 27, 2014 10:46 pm

Maybe, just maybe, she'd like a new high end computer with FSX & Prepar3d already installed? :D
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