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Females and explosives...

Postby Fozzer » Sun Apr 27, 2014 5:47 am

...are equally dangerous... :o .....

Trust me...

...I know about such things... ;) ...!

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Re: Females and explosives...

Postby OldAirmail » Sun Apr 27, 2014 6:56 am

Unfortunately, I now work with such people. :cry:
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Re: Females and explosives...

Postby papituwall » Sun Apr 27, 2014 7:25 am

Yes, females and samba...
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Re: Females and explosives...

Postby expat » Sun Apr 27, 2014 9:00 am

OK, it could have been rather nasty, but it was not a grenade, but a thunder flash or flash bang. I have had one go off by my feet, makes you jump somewhat for that WTF moment before you realise what is going on....

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Re: Females and explosives...

Postby Bass » Sun Apr 27, 2014 9:20 am

Cant help thinking of women playing basketball!? :whistle:
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Re: Females and explosives...

Postby PhantomTweak » Sun Apr 27, 2014 10:25 am

makes you jump somewhat for that WTF moment before you realise what is going on....


The way I know some women are, NOT my lovely wife, just to be clear, they would probably stuff the flash-bang down one's pant's. THAT will give one a WTF???? moment, no question! :shock: :shock: :shock:

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Re: Females and explosives...

Postby G.K. » Sun Apr 27, 2014 10:33 am

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