The Better Cure

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The Better Cure

Postby H » Sun Mar 30, 2014 2:36 am

A man stopped in at a psychiatrist's office, "I've had a bad problem most of my life. I'm scared every time I go to bed that someone is under the bed. It's difficult to sleep... I'm really going crazy."

"I can set you up for three visits a week," the doctor informed, "We should have you cured within a year."

"Oh... well, how much do you charge?"

"Eighty dollars per visit," replied the doctor.

"Well, I'll think on it," the man responded.

When they met on the street six months later, the doctor inquired, "Why didn't you see me about your problem?"

"Your charge would have been over $12,000 dollars," said the man, "For a ten-dollar tab, a bartender gave me a cure for free."

"Really!" the doctor snapped back, "And how did the bartender cure you!"

"He told me to cut the legs off the bed -- no one's under it now."



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Re: The Better Cure

Postby OldAirmail » Sun Mar 30, 2014 12:19 pm

:lol: :clap: :lol: :clap: :lol: :clap: :lol:

OMG!

One of the BEST.

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Re: The Better Cure

Postby Fozzer » Sun Mar 30, 2014 12:50 pm

... :lol: ... :lol: ... :lol: ...!

Patient: "Doctor, Doctor....I keep thinking I am a pair of curtains!".... :( .....

Doctor: "Pull yourself together man!".... :naughty: ...!

Paul.... :mrgreen: ...!
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Re: The Better Cure

Postby OldAirmail » Sun Mar 30, 2014 7:05 pm

OK Paul. It's Curtains for you! :naughty:
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