Sanity

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Sanity

Postby ozzy72 » Mon Mar 24, 2014 9:33 am

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.

One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool,Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.

He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna’s heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, ' Edna, I have goodnews and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love... I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.

The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with hisbathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry…How soon can I go home?'
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Re: Sanity

Postby expat » Mon Mar 24, 2014 9:52 am

Nice one Centurion :lol: :lol: .............
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Re: Sanity

Postby Hagar » Mon Mar 24, 2014 9:55 am

The old ones are the best ones. :lol:
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Re: Sanity

Postby Steve M » Wed Mar 26, 2014 6:01 pm

:lol: :lol: Nice!
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Re: Sanity

Postby SG-19 » Thu Mar 27, 2014 10:28 am

STOP IT YA KILLING ME :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Sanity

Postby Flying Trucker » Fri Mar 28, 2014 7:17 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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