Your Paying for my College !!!!

[Jetranger]

I think this falls under the Super Humorous quite Comical Category !!!!

Get a load of this !!

Shes filing a law suit against her parents to pay for her college ? (WTF)

Ohh boy, the ideas some of these Yung'ens get thru their little heads

Simply unbelievable

Mom , Dad, heres the Lawsuit I filed against you !

Story : http://www.cbsnews.com/news/nj-teen-sues-parents-claims-they-kicked-her-out/

[OldAirmail]

Inglesino (her lawyer) is funding the lawsuit, telling CBS New York it is the only way the bright and focused teen will be able to go to a college appropriate for her to become a biomedical engineer.

The girl's not the only twit. Listen carefully to the news people too.

She is staying with the family of her best friend - which includes attorney John Inglesino.

That's a VERY odd way of putting it????


So she's staying with her lawyer friend? who's helping her out with the suit out of the kindness of his heart. (Barf) (BARFF, BARFF)

But he knows exactly how high his fees have totaled so far.



The twit wants to become a biomedical engineer. Now THAT does sound impressive. But what is a "biomedical engineer"?

So off I go to Wiki - biomedical engineer

OK, it's a four year bachelor of science degree. What else?

As BME is an emerging field, professional certifications are not as standard and uniform as they are for other engineering fields.

Biomedical engineers often simply possess a university degree as their qualification.

As with many engineering fields, a bachelor's degree is usually the minimum and often most common degree for a profession in BME, though it is not uncommon for the bachelor's degree to serve as a launching pad into graduate studies

OK. A bachelor degree in biomedical engineering may qualify her as a research lab assistant somewhere after four years of college.

BUT, dear ol' dad may have to pay for another two to four years of college.


So lets say that the girl wins.

Her father has to pay off his lawyer. Then he has to pay for 4 to 8 years of college, room & board, books, computer, lab fees, etc.

And don't forget he has to pay for her ObamaCare, clothing, etc.

WAIT A MINUTE -

Inglesino (her lawyer) said he has spent more than $12,000 on the lawsuit because he wants Rachel to have a great future.

I suppose that dear ol' dad will have to pay him back too.


Dear ol' dad -

"We have a college fund that's available to her - there's no doubt about that.

I'm beginning to think that dear ol' dad is going to have to mortgage his home to pay for all this.

I sure hope that the house is worth a lot of money. Otherwise his "other daughters" may have to drop out of school to earn money for big sis'.



A solution

Dear ol' dad - Take her back into the family.

Have her "fixed". We don't want her breading.

Have her committed to a mental hospital.

Send the next kid off to college.

[Jetranger]

I'd be willing to bet, that the Attorney / Lawyer is paid the way he hoped to be paid,,, almost every night !!!

Possibly some Office Antics as well, maybe even in the Car and a host of other places too !

She must be 1 hot little number, too badd there weren't photos of her posted.

Guarantee ya, she couldn't be no Cow, or nobody would be interested, and I'd highly doubt that Mr. Goody TWO Shoes attorney would drop 12 grand on some over weight cow,,,

In the end, she'll probably end up as a Buck-Hound "Stripper", making more money than in the corporate job !

Mom & dad or Dad must make a lotta money or something,,,kinda don't think we got the full story / picture here, but whatever the case shes a lulu !

[Jetranger]

Its Official !!!!!

at least in my Opinion

that the Lawyer / Attorney is "Tapping" it !!

Ain't no doubt in my mind this day and age, maybe the attorneys wifey too !

more on the Story Daddy is a Police Chief ??? OMG / WTF


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2572315/High-school-cheerleader-18-sues-retired-police-chief-father-college-tuition-legal-fees-kicks-refusing-live-rules.html

[logjam]

I wonder where she got the idea from?

[WPadgett]

Jet Ranger said, "She must be 1 hot little number, too badd there weren't photos of her posted."

Yahoo News article has a photo of her. She's a pretty girl!

CP ASMEL Instruments

[Speed of flight]

Well she can't be all that bright, or she'd have got the scholarship. Poor dad.