Happy birthday Fozz

[Steve M]

It's 7pm here so it's March 02 '14 in England. Happy 80th Paul, I have been enjoying your great British humour and witt for several years. Keep it coming Sir!

[Fozzer]

Many thanks Steve... ...!

Humour?

...they don't come any dafter than me!... ...!

80 years of never-ending hilarity.....Its what keeps me going...with an inexhaustible supply of Smilies!... ...!

Paul....A Very Ancient Briton!... ...!

[SG-19]

All the best Fozz. Now life gets interesting.

[OldAirmail]

Not only "A Very Ancient Briton", but famous too.

Isn't this book about you when you were a little younger?



Keep it up, Paul, and a happy birthday.

[Gunslinger619]

A Very Happy Birthday from across the pond Sir Fozzer!

[BLAZE]

Happy birthday Paul! <--- ME!

Paul, I was looking for some funny stuff you can do at 80 years old
but I saw this and had to post it.. .. ..

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Old Men's Bodily Functions:

Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.

"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. "You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!"

"Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you can't take a crap anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"

"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."

"Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-old.

"No...not really. I pee every morning at 6:00 am. I piss like a race horse; no problem at all."

"Do you have trouble taking a crap?" asked the 70-year-old.

"Well, not really. I have a great bowel movement every morning at 6:30 am."

With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, "Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 am and take a crap every morning at 6:30. What's so tough about being 80?"

To which the 80-year-old replied, "I don't wake up until 10:00 am."

Love ya Paul!

[OldAirmail]

[Hawkeye07]

No, I think this is him although I heard that his sword was a little short.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANCIENT ONE ! I hope you have many more.

[papituwall]

Happy birthday!

[Fozzer]

Many thanks, Chums!

I've got a funny feeling.... ....

Its Sunday....my birthday day...

All my many siblings and family members have all suddenly gone very quiet, and I've not been able to get hold of anyone either by telephone, or e-mail, etc...

One of my lovely lads has just invited me out for a quiet? Sunday dinner for my 80th, in a local Pub; (a place of intoxication liquor, fine meals, pole dancers?, etc).......but I suspect that there is something going on....(being the suspicious type that I am!)... ...!

So...

I am sat here waiting for a phone call...to pick me up....

..and who knows what will happen from there on?.... ...!

More news later... ...!

Paul....getting hungry.... ...!

[ozzy72]

Have a great birthday Paul and I'll come and bail you out later

[Bass]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OLD TIMER!

Wish i could share a good bottle of wine with you

[expat]

Happy 80th Paul, I hope there are many, many to follow

Matt

PS an easy date to remember, my youngest Sam is 9 today too

[PhantomTweak]

Yaaaay!! A Very, Very Happy B-Day to ya's Foz!! Congrats on making it half way so far!! Keep on BIKING!! Keeps ya young!!

And many many thank-you's for all the humor and positive out look through the years! You are a rockin guy, even if you are from the wrong side of the ocean



Have a great B-Day "suprise" party, and hope the bobbies aren't too harsh on you!

Keep it up for another 80!!
Pat☺

[Webb]

Happy Birthday, Paul, and don't do anything I wouldn't do.