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Postby Webb » Fri Feb 14, 2014 6:41 pm

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Re: Female logic

Postby Fozzer » Fri Feb 14, 2014 7:56 pm

I have to be constantly reminded, every time I reach the check-out lady at Sainsbury's Superstore.

Its a form of magnetism.

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Re: Female logic

Postby OldAirmail » Fri Feb 14, 2014 8:54 pm

SO THAT'S WHY YOU SHOP THERE ALMOST EVERY DAY! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Female logic

Postby OldAirmail » Fri Feb 14, 2014 8:56 pm

I hate to tell you this, honey, but your eyes aren't all that attractive. :lol:
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Re: Female logic

Postby Fozzer » Sat Feb 15, 2014 4:47 am

OldAirmail wrote:I hate to tell you this, honey, but your eyes aren't all that attractive. :lol:


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Re: Female logic

Postby Jetranger » Sat Feb 15, 2014 5:49 am

Ummm she looks kinda Big & Hefty,,,,,

I like my Chicks kinda Petite ,

well, kinda like this Girl fer Example :D :shock: :roll: :dance:

Meet my "Co-Pilot" Barbie :D :D :D :dance: :dance: :dance:

NOTE: I also "Save" quite a bit of Fuel, the Lighter the load / more Petite they are :dance: :D :roll:

its all Bout' the Fuel Savings Baby !

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Re: Female logic

Postby G.K. » Sat Feb 15, 2014 6:58 am

......Whatever you do don't google "Barbie fetish"


I said DON'T google it. Definitely don't view the image search.


DON'T



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Re: Female logic

Postby Bass » Sat Feb 15, 2014 7:56 am

I love when a woman has something around her body, both here and there, and not just "bones and plastic" :whistle: :lol:
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Re: Female logic

Postby Webb » Sun Feb 16, 2014 6:30 pm

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Re: Female logic

Postby Steve M » Sun Feb 16, 2014 7:13 pm

No.. my eyes are down here,


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Re: Female logic

Postby Fozzer » Sun Feb 16, 2014 7:28 pm

Steve M wrote:No.. my eyes are down here,


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Re: Female logic

Postby PhantomTweak » Mon Feb 17, 2014 12:13 am

They wanna put it on display, I'm gonna look at it! They can whine and complain all they want, I'm gonna look till they cover it up! :lol: :o :lol:

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Re: Female logic

Postby Fozzer » Mon Feb 17, 2014 4:22 am

PhantomTweak wrote:They wanna put it on display, I'm gonna look at it! They can whine and complain all they want, I'm gonna look till they cover it up! :lol: :o :lol:

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...cover them up?....COVER THEM UP?.......... :shock: ... :shock: ....!

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