I want to invite y'all to come and visit us

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I want to invite y'all to come and visit us

Postby OldAirmail » Thu Feb 06, 2014 8:53 pm

The whole family is looking forward to all my friends coming down here to visit us.

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If'n you're driving we'll be the house next to the green sign.

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And please don't park in front of Bubba's house. Sometimes the police are in a rush to get there, and your car might be hit by a few strays.

It don't happen all that much anyway, I'm just say'n.....



Now if you're flying a plane down here, that's good too. I just finished fix'n the power window in the pickup truck, so fetchen' you down at the airport won't be a problem.

Of course, if you've got some spare change though, that could keep us from havin' to walk the last 4 or 5 miles back to the trailer. :oops:

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You just let us know when to expect you. Moma'll heat up the ore durves.

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And you don't have to bring anything except the booze, we got plenty to eat.

Lots of squirrels and rabbits just don't make it across that road. :D


And Billy Bob, that's him in the picture, Billy Bob. Billy Bob is gona do the cooking.

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When you bring the beer? Could you make sure that it's already cold?

I fixed the refrigerator, but it's not as good as it should be.

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If anybody wants to stay and see the sights, we got a 3 story hotel nearby.

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As you can see from the outside, they even air the sheets once a week.

If it's needed.

It actually looks better on the inside, and if it don't rain, it's ok.


Hey!, it's even got AIRCONDITIONED bathrooms! :dance:

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I really like the place.

You can rent the rooms by the hour.



They even have a bridal suite! :D

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They only got 1 rule -

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Call and let us know how soon you can get here. Those ore durves can't wait too long, ya know.
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Re: I want to invite y'all to come and visit us

Postby Hawkeye07 » Thu Feb 06, 2014 9:49 pm

"If your richest relative buys a new home and you go over to help him take the wheels off it.....you just might be a Re__eck."
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If it moves and it's not supposed to - use the Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move and it's supposed to - use the WD40.

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Re: I want to invite y'all to come and visit us

Postby OldAirmail » Thu Feb 06, 2014 9:58 pm

You're a redneck if you ever hade a relative who said "Hey, Ya'll, watch this!"

Just before they died.
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Re: I want to invite y'all to come and visit us

Postby Romulus111VADT » Fri Feb 07, 2014 7:44 am

I'd rather concerned by a microwave in the bathroom. There's not allot that can be nuked in the bathroom that doesn't taste like crap...... ;)

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Re: I want to invite y'all to come and visit us

Postby Jetranger » Fri Feb 07, 2014 8:29 am

The reason for the Microwave in the bathroom is - to Dry out the Toilet paper, for the next go around' :D
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Re: I want to invite y'all to come and visit us

Postby H » Sat Feb 08, 2014 3:29 am

Jetranger wrote:The reason for the Microwave in the bathroom is - to Dry out the Toilet paper, for the next go around' :D
Toilet paper? Do you even see a paper dispenser? Get with the program!
The microwave's door safety switch has been bypassed; flush the toilet after your dump (you're fortunate the tank's got running water), clean your butt with the fresh water, turn on the microwave, shove your wet parts in and dry off. Now your cookin' !



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