To the citizens of the United States of America

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Re: To the citizens of the United States of America

Postby Steve M » Mon Jan 27, 2014 6:30 pm

Look. If you Canadians are going to be like the Californians, would you mind just taking over the stupid state!

They have so many restrictions that intelligence in no longer permitted past the state line. It causes cancer in rats, or something.

New York. You can have that too.





It's the Canadian powers that be.. assuring us that if we get dysentary, it's going to be Canadian made. And I could never figure why no one wants rats to get cancer. :think:
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Re: To the citizens of the United States of America

Postby Steve M » Mon Jan 27, 2014 6:43 pm

Horrible brown, smelly muck. You either love it or hate it. I hate it!



Best answer, Doug, I'll just stick to peanut butter for a while longer. 8)
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Re: To the citizens of the United States of America

Postby OldAirmail » Mon Jan 27, 2014 8:10 pm

Bah. You guys probably prefer canned haggis to the fresh, home made, haggis :evil:


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Re: To the citizens of the United States of America

Postby logjam » Tue Jan 28, 2014 1:30 am

I'll have you know that Marmite is the by-product of brewing English bitter. It is commonly known as Yeast Extract, but as we faithful lickers of marmite spreading knives know . . . it is the excrement of the live yeast organism. Hence the exprsession "Go Eat S***."
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Re: To the citizens of the United States of America

Postby Fozzer » Tue Jan 28, 2014 4:11 am

...lest we forget the marvellous, tasty, Mr. Brain's Faggots...>>> http://mrbrains.co.uk/

One of my favourite meals..... :dance: .....

...made with all sorts on animals bits and pieces that you really don't want to know about!... :lol: .....

...but, my goodness, they are seriously tasty...full of herbs and spices!

Paul... :mrgreen: ...!

P.S...Haggis from my local Supermarket...>>> http://www.sainsburys.co.uk/groceries/i ... 0900601278

Read the "ingredients";...."Lamb Lungs, Haggis Seasoning Mix (Oatmeal, Dried Onions, Barley, Salt, Spices, Colour: E150), Water, Beef Fat, Beef Liver, Beef Heart"....... :shock: .... :lol: ....!
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Re: To the citizens of the United States of America

Postby USCG76 » Tue Jan 28, 2014 4:40 am

Ah there is Haggis in Texas lol. Gonna have to get me some to try.
http://www.caledoniankitchen.com/canned ... sh-haggis/
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Finally Texas Haggis
Machito ("Texas Haggis")
"Machito” is sometimes called “Texas haggis”—two dishes not for the faint of heart. Machito is made from the internal parts of a goat (such as the esophagus, heart, lungs, kidneys, and liver), which are chopped and wrapped in a “tela” (visceral lining) and tied with a pieces of “tripa” (small intestine).

Machitos used to be found in South Texas and in West Texas (where they were called “buriñate” or “buruñate” or “burrañate"), but they are rarely seen in recent years. The supermarket chain HEB, however, has sold machitos.

Finally in the local HEB I have found a wide assortment of Canadian Foods. Thank god, a break from hot Mexican food.
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Re: To the citizens of the United States of America

Postby logjam » Tue Jan 28, 2014 9:29 am

Yet the Canadians have banned Marmite! Can you imagine crossing into the USA and being asked if you have ever committed a criminal offence? "Yessir, I got 12 years for eating Marmite!"
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Re: To the citizens of the United States of America

Postby OldAirmail » Tue Jan 28, 2014 9:50 am

logjam wrote:Yet the Canadians have banned Marmite! Can you imagine crossing into the USA and being asked if you have ever committed a criminal offence? "Yessir, I got 12 years for eating Marmite!"


"Yessir, I got 12 years for eating Marmite!"

"And a $25 dollar fine for smoking pot in a no smoking zone." :lol:
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Re: To the citizens of the United States of America

Postby wifesaysno » Tue Jan 28, 2014 10:42 am

Considering the US was formed because we did not want to pay for our OWN defense from natives (IE this nation was formed out of a lack of responsibility) and considering the current state of affairs, I fully accept this proposal.

God save the Queen!

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Cheerio chaps off to eat fish and chips with some tea! Forgive me, might take some time to get used to the new mannerisms. :lol:


Being serious though, I prefer to refer to myself as a Michigander...specifically a Dutch Michigander rather than an American :whistle: at least until logic is restored to this country....might be a while....
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Re: To the citizens of the United States of America

Postby Fozzer » Tue Jan 28, 2014 10:53 am

Its a funny old do...

But I mostly relate to many of my American Chums as their original country of origin!

To me, Adam is more Dutch than "American", and the same goes for many of my USA friends!

It makes for an interesting collection of Folks with an interesting past!

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Re: To the citizens of the United States of America

Postby EdLor » Tue Jan 28, 2014 11:11 am

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Bangers and mash forever. God save the Queen !
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Re: To the citizens of the United States of America

Postby Fozzer » Tue Jan 28, 2014 11:31 am

EdLor wrote:https://www.simviation.com/phpupload/uploads/1390947336.jpg

Bangers and mash forever. God save the Queen !


...and the occasional plate of Tripe and Onions!

Its fun meeting "American/Canadian" Chums from this side of the pond!... :dance: ...!

Paul...Cumberland Sausages for dinner today (as a change from Lincolnshire Sausages).
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Re: To the citizens of the United States of America

Postby EdLor » Tue Jan 28, 2014 11:50 am

Its fun meeting "American/Canadian" Chums from this side of the pond!... :dance: ...! Saaaaaaaaalute ! God save the Queen and the internet !

Now it's off to have a feast of Maple Lodge back bacon and free range chicken eggs topped off with a nice cold glass of Beaver milk.
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Re: To the citizens of the United States of America

Postby logjam » Tue Jan 28, 2014 11:54 am

I thought Beaver milk was banned due to having added fibre.
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Re: To the citizens of the United States of America

Postby EdLor » Tue Jan 28, 2014 12:07 pm

If it is I never got the memo and I'd hate to do without it. Keeps me regular. :lol:
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