Don't die a virgin

[OldAirmail]

[CrashII]

Even if you die without being a virgin, there are still terrorist waiting 'up there....'

Actually there are no terrorists 'up there', because there is no 'up there'. Or 'down there' for that matter. But this is a family friendly forum and I'm not going to pick a fight over it.

[OldAirmail]

Personally, and without ANY religious intentions on posting that picture, I find the concept of disappointed terrorists looking for their promised virgins hilarious.

I don't have to believe in ANYTHING, and the thought is still funny.

But some people just can't resist preaching.

[Fozzer]

I'm afraid that after a lifetime's experience....

The Virgins terrify me as much as the Terrorists....

I tend to avoid both, if possible, whether up there, down there, or around here!

Paul... ... ... ...!

[Bass]

How to tell its a Virgin

[Fozzer]

How to tell its a Virgin

... ... ...!

That where the danger lies....in the experiment... ...!

I gave up experimenting many years ago.... ...!

Far too dangerous!

Paul... ... ...!

[OldAirmail]

Having come of age when the "pill" set women free to do as the wanted, I grew up in a wonderful time.


But looking back at all the love that flowed under the bridge, so to speak, it really was an ordeal.

For me!

It got to the point where I just didn't want to train another virgin.

[Romulus111VADT]

In all my years I've never seen a "virgin" or even heard of one being spotted by anyone. Personally I thing they're a mythical creature or is as elusive as ole Bigfoot.