How to Hang up a Cellphone

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After a long, tiring day, a commuter sat down in the seat and closed his eyes as the train pulled out of the station. The young woman next to him pulled out her her cellphone and dialed:
"It's Sara!" she loudly said to the responder at the other end, "Hi, Sweatheart, I'm on the train."
"I know it's the six-thirty instead of the four-thirty but I had a long meeting."
"No, Honey, not with Kevin from the accounting office -- it was with the boss."
"Sweatheart, you're the only one in my life... cross my heart."

Fifteen minutes later, she was still talking quite loudly and our weary commuter had enough. He leaned over and spoke into her phone, "Sara, hang up and come back to bed!"

Sara no longer uses her cellphone in public...

[Blaunarwal]

I love this one

[Bass]

[OldAirmail]

[Jetranger]

its whats needed too with some of these AIR-HEADS running a muck in our society now days, they've become absolutely clueless and braindead, really,, Since all this TECHNO- Gadget Junk come out the last 5 to 10 years, I've lost all faith in humanity and humans !!

they've become totally clueless over all this techno-junk !!

OK - I have to go now, were getting ready to Land again, at yet,,,, another Wrong - AIRPORT !!!

Its the 7th one this trip, and only a 700 mile run,, and I've visited 6 Airports we weren't supposed to be at, this one, is on the water however, yet I see NO Floats on this 747 ???

[Flying Trucker]