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can't do this in a fixed winged aircraft

Postby waspiflab » Mon Jan 06, 2014 12:42 pm

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Re: can't do this in a fixed winged aircraft

Postby Fozzer » Mon Jan 06, 2014 1:48 pm

Wonders of the World:

1 Great Pyramid of Giza
2 Hanging Gardens of Babylon
3 Statue of Zeus at Olympia
4 Temple of Artemis at Ephesus
5 Mausoleum at Halicarnassus
6 Colossus of Rhodes
7 Lighthouse of Alexandria

8 That Photo!

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Re: can't do this in a fixed winged aircraft

Postby OldAirmail » Mon Jan 06, 2014 3:54 pm

???

What's he talking about? Most fixed winged aircraft have doors.
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Re: can't do this in a fixed winged aircraft

Postby Fozzer » Mon Jan 06, 2014 4:35 pm

OldAirmail wrote:???

What's he talking about? Most fixed winged aircraft have doors.


But your rarely get the luxury of that sort of scenery...... :dance: ...!

...unfortunately... :( .....

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Re: can't do this in a fixed winged aircraft

Postby OldAirmail » Mon Jan 06, 2014 4:59 pm

Oh.



I see.



Someone should give her a spanking for forgetting to keep her dress down. :oops:
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Re: can't do this in a fixed winged aircraft

Postby boromir125 » Mon Jan 06, 2014 7:52 pm

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Re: can't do this in a fixed winged aircraft

Postby EdLor » Mon Jan 06, 2014 8:31 pm

Gotta love a woman that goes commando. :D
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Re: can't do this in a fixed winged aircraft

Postby Bass » Tue Jan 07, 2014 9:14 am

I would surely help her getting up.....in my way :lol:
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Re: can't do this in a fixed winged aircraft

Postby Fozzer » Tue Jan 07, 2014 10:19 am

Bass wrote:I would surely help her getting up.....in my way :lol:


.....a... "once in a lifetime opportunity!", Kurt... :o ..... :dance: ....!

A sight that little Lad will never forget!... ;) ...!

...and OAM cant wait to give her a good-old Spanking!... :D ...!


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Re: can't do this in a fixed winged aircraft

Postby expat » Wed Jan 08, 2014 1:21 pm

OldAirmail wrote:Someone should give her a spanking for forgetting to keep her dress down. :oops:


I will sacrifice myself................ O0

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Re: can't do this in a fixed winged aircraft

Postby Jetranger » Thu Jan 09, 2014 3:32 am

Today Jan 9th I just signed up for ,,,,,,,,

Chopper Pilot Training !!

I'm looking at buying my own Bell 206 Heli - copter !

But I'll have strict requirements to adhere to !

1 no men allowed :D

2. all chicks have to wear dresses with no panties !

3. I get to photograph ! :D :shock:

Now, I need to know if Choppers have auto pilot, cause once in the air, i'll be busy with the misses showing her aeronautical charts and stuff !! :shock:
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Re: can't do this in a fixed winged aircraft

Postby BLAZE » Fri Jan 10, 2014 9:22 pm

Must have been a hell of a party planned on that ship! :P rrrroooowwww!
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