My wife comes from a family with psychic powers. If you want one thing, they can divine the EXACT opposite.
You want a small rock? They'll get you a mountain.
It really does no good to tell them EXACTLY what you want. They just have to surprise you.
Once I asked for a Sandisk Sansa Clip Plus.

It's a CHEAP ($25-$35) MP3 player to use while I walk.
Not good enough. I got an 8 battery boom box.
So my wife can't work, and I'm out of work. "Just give me a $25-$30 Amazon gift card," I said. And I really would have been happy with just that.
But no, not good enough for her. She thinks my computer room is cold. She buys me one of these.
(It's really about 3 feet wide by 2.5 high.)

I don't want it, don't need it, and have no place to put it except in front of a chest of drawers. Now I need to pull it away from the chest of drawers, without pulling the cord out of the wall, to pull open a drawer.
I'll have to figure a way to get rid of it.
The rest of the gifts are pretty much the same - don't want, don't need, can't use.
Oh, I did get a walking stick for when it's icy out there. THAT I can use.
So, yeah, the only thing useful that I got this year for Christmas was a stick.
