Help needed.

What are you laughing at?

Help needed.

Postby OldAirmail » Tue Dec 24, 2013 9:24 am

Seeing as how I don't have a job right now, my mind has been working overtime. Maybe as much as 5 or 10 minutes EACH DAY! :o

But now I'm ready to come out a swingin'.

Listen closely. This is going to be your one and only opportunity. DON'T MISS OUT!


I was looking at the latest stuff from Orbx when IT struck me. Me and some big spending investors can make a lot of bucks!

But first look at this shot.

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Yeah, looks great. They're probably making tons of money (just another evil giant corporation :evil: ).

Anyway, for just a few hundred dollars (US, none of that furin money!), you can start in at the very bottom of the next big thing - TRASH!

That's right, trash.


Oh, Orbx may show some tall uncut grass, and even some rust here and there. BUT, I ain't seen no trash in their scenery!

I mean it just ain't realistic! Look out in your yard. What do you see? TRASH! Right?

Now look around in your trailer house. What do you see? TRASH! Right?

So you give me the money, and I'll start a company making photo realistic trash software. We'll make that Orbx stuff look more like real life!


You know... :think: Bein' too generous, like I am, I'll take any money you got and make you a partner.

So just start sending that money in, I'm ready here with some big plastic bags. :D
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Re: Help needed.

Postby Blaunarwal » Tue Dec 24, 2013 10:52 am

This is simly not an US scenery, but a Swiss, in the mid 60s when I was born and everything was fine and clean in Switzerland. :mrgreen: Today, things have changed a little in good old Switzerland and I'm lucky to fly in a perfect world, without Redbull cans everywhere. I wouldn't pay for dirt :lol:

Maybe "ObjectFlow" also cleans the trash away.

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Re: Help needed.

Postby Fozzer » Tue Dec 24, 2013 11:30 am

....funny you should mention "rubbish"... ;) ...

Very often during my various Sim flights around South California, I fire up Google Street Map and have a close peek, (zoom), at the area surrounding many of the airstrips which I "land" at, and the area is strewn with all sorts of rubbish; abandoned buildings, old trucks, cars, tractors, farm implements, etc, all left to pile up and rust.....much of it left from the old Cowboy days?... :shock: ...!
It just seem to collect over a period of time.
A close look under various highway fly-overs reveals tons of abandoned and uncollected rubbish.
The Flight Sim Scenery is very different from "real life".... :D ...!

Paul....Have Vacuum Cleaner, will travel.... :mrgreen: ...!
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Re: Help needed.

Postby OldAirmail » Tue Dec 24, 2013 1:02 pm

Come on guys! Aren't any of you gona send me some money so I can make all of that "clean" Orbx stuff to look like my back yard??

It's that Ramahanukwanzmas time of the year! :D


Give me some money!!!

NOW :evil:


No?


Aint none of you guys got no heart?? :cry:

Think about the poor kids living in mansions. Without a more realistic flight sim, they'll never know what the "real world" looks like. It's sad. Very sad. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Re: Help needed.

Postby BLAZE » Wed Dec 25, 2013 4:08 pm

.. :lol: .. :lol: ..

As dirty as the U.S. and most places are, I don't think there will be a computer
with enough power to run those graffix for another 10 years. :D
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