A Lawyer Donates to the Poor

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A Lawyer Donates to the Poor

Postby H » Sun Dec 08, 2013 2:57 am

A wealthy lawyer was riding home in his limo when he saw two men, two women and eight children eating grass alongside the roadway. Ordering his driver to stop, he got out and approached one of the two.

"Why are you all eating grass?"

"We've no money to feed ourselves and our families," the man told him.

"Well, then, come home with me. I have plenty for you to eat and it will cost you nothing."

It wasn't an easy fit but they all crowded into the limo. Once in, they were on their way.

"You are so kind, sir," one of the men said, "Thank you for taking us with you."

"Glad to do it," the lawyer informed, "You'll really love my place. I have two huge lawns, front and back, and the grasss is nearly a foot high."



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Re: A Lawyer Donates to the Poor

Postby ozzy72 » Sun Dec 08, 2013 6:13 am

:D :D :D
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Re: A Lawyer Donates to the Poor

Postby Fozzer » Sun Dec 08, 2013 6:22 am

... :lol: ... :lol: ... :lol: ...!

.....Reminds me of me, on one of my particularly mischievous, evil days!... :character-willie: .....!

Paul... :lol: ... :lol: ...!
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Re: A Lawyer Donates to the Poor

Postby BLAZE » Sat Dec 14, 2013 12:48 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: Thanks for the laugh H.

:lol: .... Paul ... :character-oldtimer: ... Get outa my yard you damn pesky CATS!
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Re: A Lawyer Donates to the Poor

Postby Flying Trucker » Sun Dec 15, 2013 12:32 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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