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Singing horses.

Postby OldAirmail » Fri Nov 29, 2013 8:08 pm

Stanislaw was caught poaching one day and brought before the Polish king, Mieszko I.

King Mieszko decreed that Stanislaw would be hanged in the morning just before the sun was to rise.

Stanislaw, having nothing to lose, said "Your majesty, I was caught poaching on your land, and perhaps I should be hung for that. But I need to tell you that I am the last man on earth who can teach a horse to sing."


King Mieszko shouted "NO ONE CAN TEACH A HORSE TO SING!"

To which Stanislaw replied "My father and I were the only ones left of our family who could. And he has recently died of old age teaching the Chinese emperors horses to sing. Now there is no one left but me."

"And how long does it take to teach a horse to sing," demanded the King.

"It takes a year, Your Highness," he replied.


After much thought about having the only singing horse in Poland, in all of Europe, the King said "I'll give you ONE YEAR, and no more. But each night you'll return to the dungeon until the horse can sing!"

The young poacher simply said :Thank you Your Majesty" before being led back to the dungeon.


Another prisoner asked the poacher how he was to die. But when the young poacher told him the story, the other prisoner laughed at him and said "You fool. You're going to die. No one can teach a horse to sing!"

But Stanislaw said "Who knows. In a years time the king may forget about me."

"He may even die in his sleep, and the new king may pardon us all."

"Or his son may get married, and all the prisoners may be let free to celebrate."

"And who knows, in a years time, the horse may sing."




Many times I've been in a hopeless situation, and that thought has kept me going. "Who know, the horse may sing" :D
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Re: Singing horses.

Postby Bass » Sat Nov 30, 2013 7:36 am

:lol:

I've often heard a horse laughing, so..... :think:

(Strange new LOL sign, makes me wonder :shhh: )
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Re: Singing horses.

Postby Fozzer » Sat Nov 30, 2013 11:08 am

Bass wrote::lol:

I've often heard a horse laughing, so..... :think:

(Strange new LOL sign, makes me wonder :shhh: )


Nay/Neigh!
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Re: Singing horses.

Postby Bass » Sat Nov 30, 2013 11:26 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Maybe it were a quit laugh

vb (intr)
1. (of a horse) to neigh softly
2. to laugh quietly; snigger
[perhaps from neigh]

Or maybe i misunderstand the word "snigger"

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snigger

Its not easy to deal with horses :mrgreen:

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Re: Singing horses.

Postby H » Sun Dec 01, 2013 1:34 am

Bass wrote:Maybe it were a quit laugh
A quit one, quite probably -- and, if it were a truly 'quiet' one, would it be heard?


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Re: Singing horses.

Postby Bass » Sun Dec 01, 2013 9:10 am

Hehe...
I heard it, this laugh cant be quit ;)

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Re: Singing horses.

Postby Fozzer » Sun Dec 01, 2013 10:14 am

......^^^^^^^^...... ;) ....

Horsey above has been reading our "Humour" Forum, I suspect... :lol: ... :lol: ... :lol: ...!

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Postby Fozzer » Tue Dec 03, 2013 5:24 pm




..... :dance: ... :dance: ...!

Another one for my "Fun Folder".... :lol: ...!

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Postby OldAirmail » Tue Dec 03, 2013 5:59 pm

Obviously the poacher was successful. :D

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Re: Singing horses.

Postby Fozzer » Tue Dec 03, 2013 6:31 pm

OldAirmail wrote:Obviously the poacher was successful. :D

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.... :lol: ... :lol: ...!

...married the Kings Daughter, and lived happily ever after!... :dance: ...!

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Re: Singing horses.

Postby OldAirmail » Tue Dec 03, 2013 7:03 pm

Ummm, Paul.

The second from the left IS the kings daughter. :D

That could be the reason he lived
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