Kitty tossed in the water.

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Kitty tossed in the water.

Postby OldAirmail » Sun Nov 10, 2013 8:02 pm

From the Washington post

"Three-month-old Sumatran tiger cub Bandar shows his displeasure after being dunked in the tiger exhibit moat for a swimming test at the National Zoo on Nov. 6. All cubs born at the zoo must take a swim test before being allowed to roam in the exhibit.

Bandar passed the test."


I don't think that they'll try that twice. :lol:

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Re: Kitty tossed in the water.

Postby Fozzer » Mon Nov 11, 2013 2:39 am

Reminds me of my next-door neighbour's cat when I confront it and request that it refrains from crapping on my lawns.... :o ...!

....smelly things...cats!... :naughty: ...!

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Re: Kitty tossed in the water.

Postby CrashII » Mon Nov 11, 2013 4:36 am

I hate cats big and small. Like Paul, I have plenty of cats living around here (approx. 30). I actually had to remove my small garden and cover it in concrete to prevent the critters taking a dump in it. The moment my government issues licenses to shoot cats at random, I'm the first to apply.

And why wouldn't they throw this tiger back into the water? It's not a crocodile, so as long it's in the water it's harmless...
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Re: Kitty tossed in the water.

Postby Fozzer » Mon Nov 11, 2013 5:52 am

CrashII wrote:I hate cats big and small. Like Paul, I have plenty of cats living around here (approx. 30). I actually had to remove my small garden and cover it in concrete to prevent the critters taking a dump in it. The moment my government issues licenses to shoot cats at random, I'm the first to apply.

And why wouldn't they throw this tiger back into the water? It's not a crocodile, so as long it's in the water it's harmless...


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Crash...I can remember the time, long ago, when cats, like many other certain creatures, could be regarded as vermin, and could quite legally be disposed of by anyone, at will*.... :clap: ..!
(Remember the Cat, the Bag, and the Brick?).... ;) ....!

Nowadays, animals like cats, etc, are regarded as ...."Someone's Property", and it is an offense to shoot them, etc....or even to shout at them!

I just look angrily at next-door neighbours crapping cat, to avoid the long arm of the Law!... :roll: ...!

Paul.... :lol: ...!

* My mate Will was very good at disposing of annoying Cats... :lol: ... :lol: ...!
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Re: Kitty tossed in the water.

Postby Fozzer » Mon Nov 11, 2013 6:57 am

P.S...and today....right on my doorstep!...>>> http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-he ... r-24899550

"The Law is an Ass".... :o ...!

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Re: Kitty tossed in the water.

Postby Hagar » Mon Nov 11, 2013 9:37 am

OldAirmail wrote:From the Washington post

"Three-month-old Sumatran tiger cub Bandar shows his displeasure after being dunked in the tiger exhibit moat for a swimming test at the National Zoo on Nov. 6. All cubs born at the zoo must take a swim test before being allowed to roam in the exhibit.

Bandar passed the test."

Shame they didn't operate that policy at London Zoo. London Zoo's newborn Sumatran tiger cub has drowned

We're not all cat haters on here. :P
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Re: Kitty tossed in the water.

Postby Bass » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:21 am

I doo love to watch CATS :whistle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6vAts9Udpk

Did you cat'ch it :lol:
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Re: Kitty tossed in the water.

Postby Hawkeye07 » Mon Nov 11, 2013 11:14 am

Kind of reminds me of the ex-wife. Same glaring, beady eyes, snarling teeth, pis--d off expression on her mug. And all I said was she seemed to be in a foul mood and acting b-tc-y.
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Re: Kitty tossed in the water.

Postby Fozzer » Mon Nov 11, 2013 11:35 am

Wives are problems enough, without owning a feline as well..... or instead of!... ;) ..!

I have a strong suspicion that Dog and Cat owners train their animals to always crap on; "someone else's" lawns and garden paths...

....as I tread the stuff all over my living room carpet...and scrape it out of my lawn mower...

Paul....surrounded by them, on a housing estate... :roll: ...!
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Re: Kitty tossed in the water.

Postby OldAirmail » Mon Nov 11, 2013 4:08 pm

Paul, don't you know that lawns and gardens are supposed to be fertilized every now and again? :D

You're just lucky that those cat & dog owners don't charge you for all the free fertilizer that they've given you over the years!

Why can't you just be thankful for all the little "gifts". :D
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Re: Kitty tossed in the water.

Postby EVVFCX » Tue Nov 12, 2013 8:36 am

Hi Paul,

yes the law is an ass, 20 weeks, should have been much more :)
When I'm dictator it will be :)


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Re: Kitty tossed in the water.

Postby BLAZE » Fri Nov 15, 2013 10:25 am

Ahh, nothing like the warm wonderful feeling you get waking up to the sound of that stinking alarm clock and realizing
it's time to get ready for another day of slave.. uh work and stumbling down the stairs and plopping you sockless
foot into a cold wet turd sized HAIR BALL! That's something you never get used to.

When ever that happened, The cat ran for the hills. And it's a good thing to!! Talk about MAD!
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Re: Kitty tossed in the water.

Postby OldAirmail » Thu Nov 28, 2013 2:43 pm

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Re: Kitty tossed in the water.

Postby Fozzer » Thu Nov 28, 2013 3:06 pm

I am familiar with that icy stare..... :shock: ...!

..Time to Die!

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Re: Kitty tossed in the water.

Postby BLAZE » Fri Nov 29, 2013 4:30 am

One thing I've never seen before. I've never seen a big cat (Lion or Tiger) with a common house rat I mean
cat.. :P I kid, I like cats if they are friendly. I just wouldn't go out of my way to get one.

I would like to see how they would react with one another. I'm sure there's a bunch of videos of this on YouTube.
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