Two crocodiles...

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Two crocodiles...

Postby ozzy72 » Wed Oct 16, 2013 5:45 am

Two Crocodiles were sitting by the side of the swamp near the river...
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said:
"I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age. We were the same size as kids. I just don't get it."
"Well," said the big Croc, "What have you been eating lately?"
"Politicians, same as you," replied the small Croc.
"Hmm... Well, where do you catch them?"
"Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Parliament Buildings."
"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?"
"Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock the car door.
Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of them and eat 'em!"
"Ah!" says the big Crocodile, "I think I see your problem. You're not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the sh*t out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an a$$hole and a briefcase."
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Re: Two crocodiles...

Postby OldAirmail » Wed Oct 16, 2013 6:02 am

To true
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Re: Two crocodiles...

Postby Romulus111VADT » Wed Oct 16, 2013 6:17 pm

The public would help toss the useless self serving congressmen in Washington to the crocs. :roll:

There'd be a feeding frenzy ...... ;)



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Re: Two crocodiles...

Postby Bass » Thu Oct 17, 2013 10:32 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Its not only a croc problem :whistle:
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Re: Two crocodiles...

Postby waspiflab » Thu Oct 17, 2013 11:23 am

:D :D :D
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Re: Two crocodiles...

Postby Hawkeye07 » Thu Oct 17, 2013 11:36 pm

Talking about politicians....What do you call a bus load of politicians going off a cliff with an empty seat?

A missed opportunity! :lol:
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Re: Two crocodiles...

Postby Fozzer » Sun Oct 20, 2013 5:34 am

...its a funny thing... :o ....

...but I can never remember actually voting for any of the Politicians* who decide to give me grief and aggravation every day of my life!.... :twisted: ....!

Paul.... :think: ....!

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