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Postby OldAirmail » Sat Sep 28, 2013 11:55 am

It could have been a little worse...
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I think that this is from Feldtbůch der Wundartzney (1528) by Hans von Gersdorff.

It was a book on how to treat wounds.
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Re: You think that YOU had a bad day????

Postby Fozzer » Sat Sep 28, 2013 1:43 pm

A medieval Voodoo Doll from a jilted lover?

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Re: You think that YOU had a bad day????

Postby Bass » Mon Sep 30, 2013 10:35 am

Well, i just had a bad day....
Yesterday a promised my wife to vacuum-clean downunder.
Today i discovered left light on Toyota has gone out!!
TWO things in one day...Thats too much...And getting dirty changing both bulbs did it...
What a day :whistle: :lol:
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Re: You think that YOU had a bad day????

Postby Fozzer » Mon Sep 30, 2013 11:43 am

Bass wrote:Yesterday a promised my wife to vacuum-clean downunder.


(a) Downunder: Australia?
(b) Downunder: Lower regions of the body?

We need to know... ;) ... ;) ...!

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Re: You think that YOU had a bad day????

Postby Bass » Tue Oct 01, 2013 6:55 am

:lol: :lol:
I knew YOU would catch that one O0
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Re: You think that YOU had a bad day????

Postby Fozzer » Tue Oct 01, 2013 7:17 am

Bass wrote::lol: :lol:
I knew YOU would catch that one O0


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Re: You think that YOU had a bad day????

Postby H » Fri Oct 04, 2013 1:02 am

You didn't really answer Fozzer's question...
we're still wondering if you've managed to put Australia in a vacuum...
and were you underhanded in the process?


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Re: You think that YOU had a bad day????

Postby Bass » Fri Oct 04, 2013 9:17 am

Underhanded!! I dare not call my wife "underhanded" :shock:

But i manage her to pull out a page in my Atlas showing Australia. Do you know what happened when i got my wacuum-cleaner near enough :whistle: :lol:
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Re: You think that YOU had a bad day????

Postby COBS » Mon Oct 07, 2013 9:39 pm

It reminds me of some of the Pubs near where I worked in Melbourne.
Many years ago some Unions got into racketeering on the warves in a big way , on
a few occassions gunmen would walk into the Pubs and gun down people
involved.
The Pubs interior decorations were rather basic , just paint and lino , easy to clean up,
we would go to a Pub a day or two after a killing , and everything was normal , as if
the event had never taken place.
Of course you were always ready to duck and take cover if necessary , always being
mindful not to spill any of your precious beer.

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Re: You think that YOU had a bad day????

Postby Fozzer » Fri Oct 11, 2013 5:17 am

....just when you thought you were having a bad day...

http://web.orange.co.uk/article/news/ch ... g_with_saw

Beat that!.

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Re: You think that YOU had a bad day????

Postby OldAirmail » Fri Oct 11, 2013 5:36 am

No problem.

Self-castration: a case report
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Re: You think that YOU had a bad day????

Postby Fozzer » Fri Oct 11, 2013 5:59 am

OldAirmail wrote:No problem.

Self-castration: a case report


A common hazard suffered by male cyclists riding bicycles fitted with a; "cross bar"... :o ...!

http://visual.merriam-webster.com/trans ... icycle.php

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Re: You think that YOU had a bad day????

Postby OldAirmail » Sat Oct 19, 2013 9:58 pm

No. Not a good day at all.

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