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[ozzy72]

My mother in law said I was too fat to be a pilot, I asked her "What in your opinion what would the ideal weight for a pilot?"
She replied "About five stone lighter than you"
I said to her "You are too fat to be a mother-in-law"
She asked "What in your opinion what would be the ideal weight for a mother in law"
I replied "About 6 pounds 2 ounces including the urn"

[Fozzer]

My mother in law said I was too fat to be a pilot, I asked her "What in your opinion what would the ideal weight for a pilot?"
She replied "About five stone lighter than you"
I said to her "You are too fat to be a mother-in-law"
She asked "What in your opinion what would be the ideal weight for a mother in law"
I replied "About 6 pounds 2 ounces including the urn"

You are in a death defying mood!.... ....!

Paul... ... ... ...!