My trip to Cabela's this morning

[ozzy72]

Gun Control. It has already started at Cabela's Sporting Goods Store. There was a bit of confusion at their store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control whackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card-reader.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!

I STILL DON'T THINK I LOOKED THAT BAD!

Be careful out there.

[OldAirmail]

Alzheimer's.

You don't think that you look that bad because the mind of many people with Alzheimer's go back to their younger years.

[Bass]

Alzheimer's.

You don't think that you look that bad because the mind of many people with Alzheimer's go back to their younger years.

Take care OAM, or you might hear a RR Merlin and see some 50cal on your 6

[OldAirmail]

Naaa, he's forgotten about it by now.

[Apex]

This is a really, really good one. Original, maybe?

[OldAirmail]

Yes, I just made it up on the fly.

[OldAirmail]

Just kidding.

[H]

Yes, I just made it up on the fly.

Unless you're much, much smaller than I've thought, I don't expect there's much left of the fly (nor much right, either)

[OldAirmail]

[Hawkeye07]

"....I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided..."

Now who would get excited over a little thing like that?

[Bass]

Are we talking about the same.......... or another little thing

[OldAirmail]

Ozzy, you have given us so much to laugh about over so little.

[Hawkeye07]

Maybe we should nickname him "Pee Wee"?