Texting in Your Later Years

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After a middle-aged couple finally learned how to exchange texts on their cell phones, the wife, a romantic at heart, decided that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend.

She texted:
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you.

The husband, a no-nonsense sort of fellow, texted back:
I'm on the toilet. Please advise.

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[Zaphod]

I laughed out loud!!

Very funny.