Since you like Shoes so much, how'd you like to get into the Shoe Business, make your very own shoes???
I have this wonderful Idea for a pair of shoes, and I'd personally like you to be the Test Subject, and I'll even finance ya and FLY YOU over here all expenses paid, so we can get this started.
NOW, do you know anything about makin Concrete ??
See I've got this Idea for Saftey shoes, made out of Concrete and, I'd like YOU to be the Quality Control Inspector, and after we get the 1st pair made, I'll take ya down back to the big ol' Lake, and we'll see if these Saftey Shoes you'll be wearing will Float or Not !!
I believe they'll Float, but I need you in them to see tho !
If they don't Float , well,, all I can say is I tried, but, I'm no engineer .
that Lake is Deep by the way, I'm quite Confident that you'll find the bottom !
then YOU let me know if those concrete shoes hold up or not under water !
Remember - Saftey 1st, always Saftey , I'm all about Saftey
Hope to hear from you soon, really I do !
Gargle, Gargle, Screams for help, sorry my windows were down I didn't hear a ting !
tell the fish and turtles I said Hi !
Where'd YOU want your Remains sent ??
