I am so lucky

[Steve M]

I must be popular, I guess. This month I have I have gotten offers from my bank for a rather large line of credit at only 4.9% for only 12 months. This morning I filled the tank in my truck and the video screen on the gas pump said I could be the winner of 1000 gas bucks. Next I stopped for a coffee to go. The coffee cup said I might win a bicycle. I haven't even left town yet at 6:00 am And I'm thinking why go to work? .. I went. This evening, the offers are still pouring in as I check my mail when I get home, cable company wants me back and they miss me soo much, the regional crematorium is offering me a discount for planning ahead and someone wants to let me have a timeshare in Florida.
Can life get any better?

[expat]

I must be popular, I guess. This month I have I have gotten offers from my bank for a rather large line of credit at only 4.9% for only 12 months. This morning I filled the tank in my truck and the video screen on the gas pump said I could be the winner of 1000 gas bucks. Next I stopped for a coffee to go. The coffee cup said I might win a bicycle. I haven't even left town yet at 6:00 am And I'm thinking why go to work? .. I went. This evening, the offers are still pouring in as I check my mail when I get home, cable company wants me back and they miss me soo much, the regional crematorium is offering me a discount for planning ahead and someone wants to let me have a timeshare in Florida.
Can life get any better?

And then you can around from the anesthetic..............

Matt

[Fozzer]

..as the years go by, I also find myself spending a lot of time in Dreamland...

...it can be rather pleasant.... ....

...until I wake up!.. ...!

Paul... ... ...!

[Bass]

Sometimes you might get lucky, Steve.......sometimes

[SG-19]

Then the real world kicks in and I retire to the virtual one either in the sky or in Playstation Home, doing the thing that would get you executed in the real one.

[Steve M]

Got a message from Somalia today! I'm smothered in luck, for a small fee I'm getting 20 million transfered to my account.

[MASABI TROOPER]

Life can be so beautiful..................

regards
Bruno (Trooper)

[OldAirmail]

:lol: Got a message from Somalia today! I'm smothered in luck, for a small fee I'm getting 20 million transfered to my account.

Any way that I can get in on that?

How much do you want me to send you?

[Steve M]

:lol: Got a message from Somalia today! I'm smothered in luck, for a small fee I'm getting 20 million transfered to my account.

Any way that I can get in on that?

How much do you want me to send you?

Just a small fee.

[Bass]

:lol: Got a message from Somalia today! I'm smothered in luck, for a small fee I'm getting 20 million transfered to my account.

20 million of what? Fleas

[Apex]

Could be worse. Long ago I got an email saying the Nigerian Police wanted to talk to me. Really, I did. Hard to believe, eh wot?

[Steve M]

:lol: Got a message from Somalia today! I'm smothered in luck, for a small fee I'm getting 20 million transfered to my account.

20 million of what? Fleas

I hope they come in a cage. I can train them and put them on Ebay.

[Bass]

:lol: Got a message from Somalia today! I'm smothered in luck, for a small fee I'm getting 20 million transfered to my account.

20 million of what? Fleas

I hope they come in a cage. I can train them and put them on Ebay.

One by one?!