25 Things You Would Love to Say at Work

[Romulus111VADT]

[Staiduk]

Hmmm...one of the (very few) good things about being a Unionized worker is it's almost impossible to get fired once you're established in the seniority stream. I think I've used at least seven of these so far - I have a certain reputation in my plant for snide/vicious responses to "Immediate Superior" self-importance. Heh heh - think I'll write these down - I'm sure I can use at leat ten of them this upcoming week alone - thanks!

[Fozzer]

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N0. 25 had me in stitches!...The Ultimate Deterrent!.... ....!

Paul... ...!

[Romulus111VADT]

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N0. 25 had me in stitches!...The Ultimate Deterrent!.... ....!

Paul... ...!

Yea, no. 25 gave me a good chuckle. Reminded me of my ex......

[expat]

Thanks Rom, as I am now the boss at work (well one of them).........................

Matt

[Bud Greene]

Wow! All the way up through #24 I would be more than willing to utter. I just can't quote #25 without laughing heartily! That takes the fun out of saying it to someone.

[Fozzer]

Wow! All the way up through #24 I would be more than willing to utter. I just can't quote #25 without laughing heartily! That takes the fun out of saying it to someone.

No. 25 beats the more common;..."Well, who rattled your cage, then?".... ...!

Paul... ... ...!

[Staiduk]

Got a girl working on the M-300 (commercial magazine press) as a Second. Larissa is easily the best Second (Colourman) in the plant; she's smart, well-trained, hard-working and confident. She has no issues - probably unique amongst the Colourmen. My only problem with her - and it's very minor - is that she tends to show a superior attitude when dealing with lower-ranking people. Good for her, IMO; she's a good teacher. But when the 'lower-ranking person' is me; she winds up slamming face-first into my Journeyman status and 26 years of printing experience. I've brought her up cold many times but her natural ego keeps bringing her back for more punishment. I like her a lot but won't hesitate a moment to slap her down hard when she gets too full of herself - that's the job of a Red Seals Journeyman, IMO. She's a good printer and getting better by the day; I only hope there's a trade for her to graduate to in a few years. Gonna use #25 on her next time she gets snappy with me - might haul in the other 24 too and really go to town on her. Great list!

[expat]

Wow! All the way up through #24 I would be more than willing to utter. I just can't quote #25 without laughing heartily! That takes the fun out of saying it to someone.

Try using it and you will probably be laughing through the intense pain trying to show that it does not really hurt while your testicles are temporarily residing in the back of your throat.......

Matt

[Bud Greene]

Wow! All the way up through #24 I would be more than willing to utter. I just can't quote #25 without laughing heartily! That takes the fun out of saying it to someone.

Try using it and you will probably be laughing through the intense pain trying to show that it does not really hurt while your testicles are temporarily residing in the back of your throat.......

Matt

Perhaps, but even THAT pales in comparison to the tortures my ex ( )puts me through.