(steves the pilot, senjayas the co-pilot)
Steve: Gee, sure is a nice day to be flying an ex-CVA 747(concept livery) filled with fireworks, rusty nails, and live hand grenades.
Senjaya: I can't wait to see the look on those orphans faces!
Russian Pilot: Nice day this, American Cockbags! Paka!
Senjaya: uh, boss, what's the company policy of getting shot down?
Steve: Good thing the landing gear still worked, that was a close one.
Steve: Alright, some SAS guys hid 8 years of food supply in the water tower behind us, we'll throw the food packets at people, knock them out, then eat them for eight years.
to be continued???
