Lesson nr. 1: BE PREPARED!

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Lesson nr. 1: BE PREPARED!

Postby Sergeant_Omag » Mon Nov 14, 2005 2:29 pm

ollroigth, you bunch off wusses, today we're gonna see if you are men or sissies!

Capitain Cabbage is taking us up to 10.000 feet. There you will jump out of this plane, using your parachute, bought by the government from the lowest bidder!

You will have to forgive us our colourful means of transportation... we all know what happend to the C-130 during the last compagny-party... still smells...

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Fozzer! I don't wanna see a massacre like last time! stay away from powerlines!

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Ozzy! Stay up the right way now! These chute don't react to well on invert flying!

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Allright ladies! We're getting at our altitude! Check your gear!

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Roight! Green light! There you go ladies! Dave! That light isn't gonna get any greener!

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Godammit! SISSIES! Allright, capitain Cabbage ... you know what you're here for! Break wind!

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NOW WE'RE TALKING.... BWaaaah... Cabbage man! What the hell have you been eating! That's nasty, even for you!

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Serious man, see a doctor...

Next time I need to bring a chute of me own... or a gasmask... no... no talking... just take us down!




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Right, call HQ... we're gonna need tech troops to cut Ramos and Ben free from that barbed wire.. Jeez...





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Re: Lesson nr. 1: BE PREPARED!

Postby ATI_7500 » Mon Nov 14, 2005 2:36 pm

Let's do that under war-like circumstances...I just need a permission to use my 88...;D
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Postby The_Joker_Flyer » Mon Nov 14, 2005 2:36 pm

Geez cabbage man...i can smell it all the way from here!!!!  Seriously you should be locked up, ure a threat to the public health!!!  ;D  ;)

no no... very cool shots and hilarious story...

intresting plane by the way  ;)
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Re: Lesson nr. 1: BE PREPARED!

Postby TSC. » Mon Nov 14, 2005 3:13 pm

Great shots & story sarge - LMAO!!! (Sir!Image)

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Re: Lesson nr. 1: BE PREPARED!

Postby Souichiro » Mon Nov 14, 2005 4:23 pm

Somehow I knew this plane would be used in apost here.....Somehoe I knew it would be a belgian Nutter who'd post it ;) ;D

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Re: Lesson nr. 1: BE PREPARED!

Postby ozzy72 » Mon Nov 14, 2005 4:55 pm

That is one SICK paintjob. I like it 8)
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Re: Lesson nr. 1: BE PREPARED!

Postby SkyNoz » Tue Nov 15, 2005 1:19 am

Love the parachuters, nice!  :)
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Re: Lesson nr. 1: BE PREPARED!

Postby BFMF » Tue Nov 15, 2005 3:25 pm

Great shots & story sarge - LMAO!!! (Sir!Image)


Do you know what happens when you address an NCO as 'sir'? They say, "Don't call me sir, I work for a living" ;D
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Re: Lesson nr. 1: BE PREPARED!

Postby Fly2e » Tue Nov 15, 2005 5:03 pm

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Re: Lesson nr. 1: BE PREPARED!

Postby krigl » Tue Nov 15, 2005 6:38 pm

Crazy plane, another mad find... nice one!
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Re: Lesson nr. 1: BE PREPARED!

Postby flyboy 28 » Tue Nov 15, 2005 7:35 pm

Let's do that under war-like circumstances...I just need a permission to use my 88...;D


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