Just desserts.
2 songs competing for space in my head here, the Cure's "Fire in Cairo" and Madness's 'Night Boat to Cairo'. Unfortunately, it doesn't LOOK much like Cairo.
Hello, I'm lost. Can anyone tell me where I am? What's baksheesh? Yes, Manchester United are a very good football team. No, I won't sell you this for 3 camels.
Mummy! Mummy! ....I'm thirsty!
My courage deserted me and I turned tail for home.
Hawkinge has more bricks than the Tate.
Shall I or shan't I? Oh, I can't.
Interceptor over Dover.
I passed my time on patrol over the Channel by waxing my moustache and thinking of limericks to amuse the chaps in the mess. I was awfully proud of this one:
When on vacation in Calais
I caught a terrible malaise
She wore bright red socks
And gave me the pox
O good Lord, what have I done!!!
That there was much merriment over supper that night goes without saying. Perkins almost choked on his Spam.
Returning over those white cliffs, high speed impact with a flock of bluebirds knocked out my prop shortly after but I got back ok and passed it off with a laconic wave.
The end! Hope you liked them
Krigl
