by NicksFXHouse » Wed Sep 07, 2005 11:46 am
I git a cawl from Mr. Jack askun me to git a special delivry over to Jay-Pan real quick, and wut do they give me fer a rig??? One uh them new-fangeld sissy-mobiels that cant git outa its own way!!! If that aint bad enuf, the dang fewl they use now-a-daze aint worth diddly-squat. My cuzin in Tennasee makes better fewl in his back yard fer his tractors than they use in these new-fangled air-e-plains.
Ive been a-hawlin Jack fer prit-near part of fitie years now. I started in Kho-re-a. Back then you could taste the jet fewl in a cockpit. A snort, a prayer and a big deep whiff would get ya on yer way!! Now THAT WUZ FLYIN BOYZ!!!
They say them fumes cawzes brain-damuge but I aint never had no probums... I think there just full-a beef jerky.
Any-who, I git half way down the runway and real-ize I aint makin-it with that load-a-Jack and enuf of that cool-aid fewl to git me to Jay-Pan
Last edited by NicksFXHouse on Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:48 pm, edited 1 time in total.