How to...

[Jakemaster]

...repair your engine in flight.

Step 1: Hand over controls to your lovely copilot.


Step 2: Climb into the back and carefully open the door.


Step 3: Step down on to the float and carefully close the door.


Step 4: Walk forward towards the engine, but be careful when stepping over the wing spar.


Step 5:  CAREFULLY open the engine cover


Step 6:  Make your repairs, close the engine cover, and carefully make your way back to the rear of the aircraft.


Step 7:  Carefully open the door, and climb in


Step 8: Close the door.


The Final Step: Climb back into your seat and resume control.


**WARNING**  THESE INSTRUCTIONS ARE INTENDED ONLY FOR FLIGHT SIMULATOR AND THE INCREDIBLY STUPID.  FOR THE LATTER, I ACCEPT NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY INJURIES YOUR STUPID ATTEMPTS TO REPAIR YOUR AIRCRAFT MAY CAUSE

[AnGeL_MaKeR]

L M A O!!!!

[jordonj]

You never saw Never Cry Wolf did you?!

There's a scene where this bush pilot (flying an incredibly beat up Beaver) has his engine stop in mid-flight.  To start it, he has to open the door, lean out and bang on something while his terrified passenger is holding the yoke.

[Carlo]

Very funny. If this would happen to me as a passenger, I'd never fly again.

Crash

[Wing Nut]

How much drag do you think a human body would cause?  ;D

[Hai Perso Coyone?]

LOL!! This is nice...especially the footer

[Omag 2.0]

Man! I love this one! Look at the slightly worried look on the co-pilots face!  ;D

[krigl]

That's great! I'll remember this when I next lose no.4 on a 747.

Oh! Just a question... what do you do if the plane doesn't have floats? I don't think the 747 has.

...and by the way, I noticed you sustained some tail damage on takeoff - must have been a reef or a beaver or something - better get aft and check it out!

[lemoncat]

excellent jakemaster..that's a blast..lol