Urgghh, who drank out of that last? It's got tons of bits floating in it!
Okay, so where are the hot towels.... just being sarcastic, I know we don't get any... perhaps you could lick my face?
Ha ha ha I'm surprised they don't have signs saying "Max capacity 48 seated, 235 standing!"*
No, I won't shut up, just take a look around you... That's got to be the worst crew uniform I've ever seen, they look like railway maintanance workers... ha ha ha... what, just behind me?!*
Er... sorry, it was just a joke, okay, I know my comments were out of order, yes, I am a cretin... look, if I makes you feel any better just stop the plane and I'll get out now... no, no, I'm not taking the mick, put those handcuffs away, I don't need restraining.
God, they've got sharp ears, haven't they? Well...what do you think? Flying used to be a noble undertaking for people of class....
Well, I've got class, don't know about you. What, British Airways, you've got to be joking, how on earth would we budget for that?!
Tarantaraa! The end!
Bar by Mees
