Introducing the new jet in the SimV fleet. The Boeing 747-400. For this flight, Ozzy will be the Captain of the plane.
Please have a seat and enjoy our in-flight entertainment system and see our mascots play a little game of King of the Hill - WARNING, LIVE AMMUNITION IS USED - Fun, isn't it? And also, please watch our video as Fozzer demonstrates his cooking.
We are now leaving Miami Int'l Airport.
As we fly low and fast, please say hello to the fellow passengers on the boats as they try to wonder why the hell a 747 is flying dangerously low.
Observe how our new plane is capable of handling any situation.
Oh, and please remember to wear your seat belts.
We are now ready to make our landing. Please stay seated and strapped as our great captain take us in with his famous over-the-top-double-barrel-roll-inverted landing.
Thank you choosing SimViation Airlines and have a nice day. Oh, and one last thing. If you choose to join SimV, please see the moderators for your straitjacket and muffler.
EDIT: Don't mind the scratches, the last pilot tried to play chicken with another one and nearly lost the plane.
