by Clipper » Tue Feb 22, 2005 2:24 pm
O.K. here's the way....1) Reach under the seat ...2)
Announce to the passengers that there is going to be an abnormaly rough landing... 3) Put her back on auto-pilot 4) Grab as many stewardesses as you can...5) peek out the window to make sure you're not flying over water...6) put on the parachute you found under the seat, ask the stewardesses to hang on to your a## as tight as they can, make for the nearest door and if you're really lucky, you'll end up on a deserted island eating coconuts and perpetuating the species....(if you can live with the guilt of abandoning 500 or so helpless passengers).........
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Clipper on Tue Feb 22, 2005 2:45 pm, edited 1 time in total.