Locals say that a mob of seppos are spewin at a bus driver for reasons unknown.
We pick the story up from here.
"Ok you old banana bender, lets go, some seppos are causing a ruck round the harbour"
"Strewth mate, look at the size at that!, imagine how many stubbys we could stash on it"
"Nothin outta the ordinary here"
"Sorry, guys the seppo report was a false alarm, some drongo was full and thought it'd be funny, return to Kingsford as soon as you're ready" "Roger mate, will do"
"We're gonna finish the loop an' come back later, over"
"All come good, on the return now"
All of a sudden :
"WHAT, Pommys? Sortin them'll be a piece of p*ss!" "STREWTH MATE!, did you open your lunch?
"OI! Pommys, this is the RAAC" "Rack off and she'll be apples" "If you don't, we'll spit the dummy,give ya a gobful and dump ya in the bush!"
Needless to say, Mr Blair and co. took the advice and left rather quickly
Thanks for lookin,
Carl
