Security here is joke! They use one hand to hold remote control, and other to pick nose! I go unseen like ghost through mist!
I see target as fog lifts, arming payload! I salivate in anticipation!
OPPRESSED WORKERS OF AMERICA RISE UP!!!
THROW OFF THE YOKE OF CAPITALIST EXPLOITATION!
YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOOSE BUT YOUR CHAINS!
I can hear them singing The Internationale already! Lenin's Ghost smile on me!
Silly American, by time police get there I'll be long gone! So fat how can their aircraft fly?
I park and await commander.
What commander, reward choclate borscht? No commander...uhh...serving revolution reward enough!
Oh, my wife make it? Oh, hello my little babushka! No I like choclate Borscht! Cannot >gag< resist! See, I >cough< eat it all! Mmmm >choke< delicious!
What? Oh, Yes! Yes...I have...>wimper<...second helping! :-/
:D 
Flight Plan !!! We don't need no stinking Flight Plan...........
.Happy flying