AMAZING! I've destroyed the UK!
That was too easy.
Well, now that I've sowed disunity over there, I'll pick a REALLY contentious subject -
The Languages of the Netherlands(or whatever you want to call that place where silly little boys in wooden shoes go about sticking fingers in holes)Frisian dialectsWest Frisian is an official language in the Dutch province of Friesland (Fryslân in West Frisian). The government of the Frisian province is bilingual. Since 1996 Frisian has been recognised as an official minority language in the Netherlands under the European Charter for Regional or Minority Languages, although it had been recognised by the Dutch government as the second state language (tweede rijkstaal), with official status in Friesland, since the 1950s.
Westlauwers Frisian Wood Frisian
Clay Frisian
Noordhoeks
Zuidwesthoeks
Hindeloopers
Westers
Aasters
Schiermonnikoogs
Low Saxon dialectsGronings-East Frisian Kollumerpompsters
Hoogelandsters
Oldambtsters
Westerwolds
Veenkoloniaals
Stadsgronings
Noordenvelds (Noord-Drents)
Westerkwartiers
Midden-Drents
Zuid-Drents
Stellingwerfs
Guelderish-Overijssels Urkish
Sallands
Achterhoeks
Twents Oost-Twents
Vriezenveens (this is actually a separate dialect because of Frisian influences)
Twents-Graafschaps
Veluws Oost-Veluws
West-Veluws
Minority languages, regional languages and dialects in the Benelux countries
Low Franconian dialectsWest Frisian Mainland West Frisian
Insular West Frisian
Stadsfries
Midlands
Amelands
Bildts
Hollandic Kennemerlandic
Zaans
Waterlandic
Amsterdams
Strand-Hollands
Haags
Rotterdams
Utrechts-Alblasserwaards
Westhoeks
Zealandic-West Flemish (including French Flemish) Zealandic
Burger-Zeeuws
Coastal West Flemish
Continental West Flemish
East Flemish
The Rhinelandic dialect continuum—— Low Franconian (Dutch) —— (1) Brabantian (incl. South Guelderish, East Bergish)
(2) Limburgish (incl. Low Bergish)
—— West Central German (Central and Rhine Franconian) —— (3) Ripuarian (incl. South Bergish)
(4), (5) Moselle Franconian (incl. Luxembourgish)
(6) Rhine Franconian
South Guelderish (Kleverlands) Rivierenlands
Liemers
Nijmeegs
Brabantian Northwest Brabantian
Central north Brabantian
East Brabantian
Kempen Brabantian
South Brabantian
North Limburgian
Limburgish West Limburgish
Central Limburgish
Southeast Limburgish
Low Dietsch
Dialects fully outside the NetherlandsLuxembourgish is divided into Moselle Luxembourgish, West Luxembourgish, East Luxembourgish, North Luxembourgish and City Luxembourgish.[citation needed] The Oïl dialects in the Benelux are Walloon (divided into West Walloon, Central Walloon, East Walloon and South Walloon), Lorrain (including Gaumais), Champenois and Picard (including Tournaisis).
I'm willing to bet that the only reason that
they don't break up into little independent countries is that the water & sewer system would become too complicated.
