Adventures of Li'l Larry

[H]

[size=12][color=#003300][b]Larry watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked.

"To make myself beautiful," replied his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.

"What's the matter," asked Larry, "Giving up already?"

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Noticing that Larry wasn't paying attention in class, the math teacher called on him and said, "Larry! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?'"

Larry quickly responded, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!"

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On a field trip to their local police station,

[Steve M]

It's been edited.. The original version was about Li'l H. 

[patchz]

It's a lie. I never said any of those things.

[H]

It's been edited...

True... but H's eyes are dark brown; he only wore his ballcap when playing baseball/softball (or when coaching) and never with the brim off to the side or rear.

It's a lie. I never said any of those things.

Oh, and just what things did you say?

8-)

[patchz]

[Skunkworks]

I don't know but I think little L is a gun collector